# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/81 "2010-07-18T16:19:27Z")

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**The “Willies,” “Shivers,” “Horrors”…  
Does anyone else have trouble getting out and doing things?**

Euuggghhhhhh! Yes!!!

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/82 "2010-07-18T17:30:51Z")

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**What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?  
Ear muffs for dogs**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/83 "2010-07-18T20:57:35Z")

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\*\*What normal things do you feel no need for?  
Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido? \*\*

> [@board software](#):
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> This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 1 seconds.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/84 "2010-07-18T23:54:29Z")

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**How would you destroy an erupting underwater volcano?  
Under water orgasms and orifices**

_Oh, she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!  
Oh, she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!  
She’ll be coming underwater  
So grab your chart and plotter  
And she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/85 "2010-07-19T01:27:10Z")

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**Jobs reserved for women  
Is there any biological way an organism can actually breath fire?**

That woman working at the power company’s help desk sure scorched _my_ phone.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/86 "2010-07-19T02:54:50Z")

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**How much better will (can?) special effects get?  
I just saw a shaved cat outside my window**

Well, it doesn’t get much better than _that_!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/87 "2010-07-19T03:48:57Z")

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**The Green Hornet (original)  
Loved the show, hated the character, so I stopped watching…**

A bit late to be carrying a grudge, eh?

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**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/88 "2010-07-19T04:02:00Z")

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\*\*   
Just got an ADD diagnosis, and I couldn’t be happier!

Can’t concentrate\*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/89 "2010-07-19T06:05:27Z")

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**Naming your kids after…  
Phred Phelps & The Heathens Of Comic-Con. Newslink**

Now come on, that’s just cruel.  
**Can’t concentrate  
I just saw a shaved cat outside my window**

I bet you see goblins on the wings when you fly, too.  
\*\*Let’s Debate Afghanistan In The Pit.  
Enough with the Fuckin’ Vampires \*\*

Afghanistan. Impoverished. Chaotic. War torn. Full of vampires. Let’s leave.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/90 "2010-07-19T06:09:46Z")

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**do I thaw frozen bananas?  
vegan recipes**

**What is the fascination with superheroes in the movies?  
Some people just have no taste in movies**

**Naming your kid after a fictional character  
Sharktopus**

I think that would get your kid laughed at.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/91 "2010-07-19T08:18:10Z")

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**Naming your kids after…   
Phred Phelps & The Heathens Of Comic-Con. Newslink**

For the love of God, why? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/92 "2010-07-19T09:09:19Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> **Naming your kids after…   
> Phred Phelps & The Heathens Of Comic-Con. Newslink**
> 
> For the love of God, why? :eek:

I don’t know. Ask [Der Trihs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12700443&postcount=89)

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/93 "2010-07-19T09:49:23Z")

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**Trimming one’s eyebrows  
Still Using Your iPad?**

There’s an app for that?

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/94 "2010-07-19T11:59:41Z")

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**Please explain “sweet tea” to me  
Ask the bastard from IT**

Is he from the South? South Asia is the wrong South.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/95 "2010-07-19T12:05:21Z")

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**How much work is involved in running a fantasy sports league?  
Trimming one’s eyebrows**

Is it that easy? Hot Razor League, here I come!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/96 "2010-07-19T12:11:52Z")

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**What’s with all the mini-fedoras these days?  
Some people just have no taste in movies**

Must be it. Watch more Bogart and see what a real hat looks like.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/97 "2010-07-19T12:56:02Z")

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**What’s with all the mini-fedoras these days?  
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed**

Next time, try a coonskin cap. I’ve been wearing mine ever since they aired _Davy Crockett_.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/98 "2010-07-19T15:42:24Z")

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\*\*Might invading North Korea be both a moral duty, and a sure thing?

When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/99 "2010-07-19T16:05:09Z")

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**Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido?  
When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably?**

Bwaahahaha… hahahahahaha… hahaha… haha…“raise my wife’s…?” …HAHAHAHAHA… hahahaha… hahaha… hahaha…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/100 "2010-07-19T16:49:35Z")

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\*\*Naming your kids after…  
Trimming one’s eyebrows \*\*

I’ll name the kids _later!_ I’m busy right now!

Sheesh!

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