# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/101 "2010-07-19T17:25:05Z")

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\*\*What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?  
Southern Insults \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/102 "2010-07-19T18:08:26Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> \*\*Naming your kids after…  
> Trimming one’s eyebrows \*\*
> 
> I’ll name the kids _later!_ I’m busy right now!
> 
> Sheesh!

I was thinking more along the lines of, “Meet little Bushy. Wiry is at school right now.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/103 "2010-07-19T19:00:46Z")

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\*\*I just saw a shaved cat outside my window  
Got Time To Kill? Interesting Idea…  
Trimming one’s eyebrows  
\*\*  
But were the cat’s eyebrows shaved?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/104 "2010-07-19T19:30:46Z")

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\*\* Poll: What do you consider a “speed trap”?  
“Reward” sex? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/105 "2010-07-19T20:20:26Z")

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\*\*What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?  
Chlorine and toenail fungus. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/106 "2010-07-19T20:20:44Z")

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**Global Population: What to do about our ever growing species?  
How has Mormonism survived modern scrutiny?**

For my part, I refuse to ever watch “Big Love”.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/107 "2010-07-19T21:40:09Z")

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**What normal things do you feel no need for?  
“Reward” sex?**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/108 "2010-07-19T22:00:46Z")

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\*\* Poll: Sleep In The Nude?  
So, what do I do about my anxiety problem?\*\*

_shrug_ Wear PJs? Bars on the window?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/109 "2010-07-19T22:13:51Z")

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\*\*What are some effective but affordable ways to collaborate in real-time over long distances?  
Sleep In The Nude?  
\*\*  
Only if you use a webcam.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/110 "2010-07-19T22:46:30Z")

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**There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…  
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?**

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/111 "2010-07-19T22:54:18Z")

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\*\*When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably?

Cheney has no pulse.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/112 "2010-07-20T00:14:35Z")

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**Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery  
My Verizon Fios tuner doesn’t display channels**

Uhm, what exactly was bypassed and why did it require surgery?

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/113 "2010-07-20T01:58:53Z")

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From GQ:

Under water orgasms and orifices  
How would you destroy an erupting underwater volcano?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/114 "2010-07-20T02:19:41Z")

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\*\*At what point does potential personal harm trump personal freedom, if ever?  
Japanese whale whores \*\*

Some things are just over the line.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/115 "2010-07-20T02:48:18Z")

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> [@Billdo](#):
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> From GQ:
> 
> Under water orgasms and orifices  
> How would you destroy an erupting underwater volcano?

You forgot the [song](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12699596&postcount=84)!

😃

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/116 "2010-07-20T03:08:08Z")

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\*\*Do we swear more today?  
Ask the bastard from IT \*\*

From what I’ve heard, they’d know.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/117 "2010-07-20T03:23:15Z")

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**Are there any universal vocal exclamations?  
Do we swear more today?**

Shit, yeah! Merda! Cacha!! Говно!!!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/118 "2010-07-20T14:36:03Z")

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\*\*Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed  
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… \*\*

Well, Mr. “Gotta-Get-Me-An-Axe,” how’s that working out for you?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/119 "2010-07-20T14:52:26Z")

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\*\* Cheney has no pulse

Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/120 "2010-07-20T15:37:38Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed  
> There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing.. \*\*
> 
> Well, Mr. “Gotta-Get-Me-An-Axe,” how’s that working out for you?

Curse you, **Hypno-Toad** , for spotti ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD

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