# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/121 "2010-07-20T17:31:22Z")
**Cheney has no pulse Why does your handwriting suck** No kidding, his handwriting should be _steadier_ now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/122 "2010-07-20T19:03:35Z")
Separated by one: \*\* What works best for you when you get brain freeze? Cold Supermarkets \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/123 "2010-07-20T19:28:15Z")
\*\*What works best for you when you get brain freeze? Do Expensive Facials Really Work? \*\* “I have to go to the spa, honey, I have … a brain freeze! Yeah, that’s it!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/124 "2010-07-20T19:40:59Z")
**Who woulda thunk sex noises would be so soothing? (thread is much less dirty than title implies) Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery** You play whatever tapes you want, I’m sticking to the morphine pump. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/125 "2010-07-20T21:57:09Z")
\*\*Why are pharmacies so slow? Biker Gangs and the Meth Trade \*\* Yup, probably. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/126 "2010-07-20T23:41:02Z")
**Questions for Straight Men about Vagina Do you engage in "Magical Thinking?"** Just selecting these for this thread made me start giggling. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/127 "2010-07-21T02:44:45Z")
**Questions for Straight Men about Vagina Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive?** Maybe, but your talk to your boss probably should use the word “vagina” as little as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/128 "2010-07-21T04:42:04Z")
**Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame Hey! Anybody want some racist figurines?** I hear there’s going to be an estate sale. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/129 "2010-07-21T12:14:13Z")
\*\*Business idea: Sedation Travel Sleep In The Nude?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/130 "2010-07-21T13:05:10Z")
**Help me name my baby parrotlet Anything/one interesting in your family tree?** Let’s see, there’s Not Dead Yet and Mr. Squawky. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/131 "2010-07-21T14:55:56Z")
\*\* Another future Doper is born! Naming your kids after… Is your Doper name used in real life?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/132 "2010-07-21T15:52:52Z")
\*\* Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are? Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason (sequel)\*\* “No reason”? Hey, there ain’t no sex like crazy sex! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/133 "2010-07-21T21:09:56Z")
\*\*Can any Spanish speakers out there translate this for me? My Ball is not so hard… \*\* Sure! “Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/134 "2010-07-21T21:28:25Z")
\*\* My Ball is not so hard… The stealth-bragging thread \*\* You’re a subtle egotist, you are. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/135 "2010-07-21T22:06:49Z")
**What is this strange kitchen implement? Auxiliary cell phone antenna?** Correct! They make lousy egg beaters though. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/136 "2010-07-21T22:46:28Z")
**Married gals who’ve kept your name… Why are girls so mean?** Dude, get over it. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/137 "2010-07-22T02:42:05Z")
**A couple of home networking questions What are some effective but affordable ways to collaborate in real-time over long distances?** Wow! How big is your house? ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/138 "2010-07-22T03:14:21Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Can any Spanish speakers out there translate this for me? > My Ball is not so hard… > \*\* > Sure! “Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas” Ah, matches! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/139 "2010-07-22T08:25:35Z")
**Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed the "Shake Weight"** Really? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/140 "2010-07-22T12:26:36Z")
\*\* I’ll pay my bail in fake cash and then demand a refund (or, some people are too stupid to live) 30 bucks for a box of groceries? \*\* It’s not so much if you use Fake Cash. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=8)