# Finally! A smart sequential thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/141 "2010-07-22T16:02:20Z")

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\*\*Sleep In The Nude?  
What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex? \*\*

Let’s just say it taught me to wear PJs…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/142 "2010-07-22T17:24:01Z")

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\*\* Questions for Straight Men about Vagina  
What would happen if hardcore porntapes with Obama leaked?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/143 "2010-07-22T17:24:15Z")

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\*\*“How we 86’d a police office from our protected space” - The most sensitive anarchists ever!  
Why are girls so mean? \*\*  
\*\*Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are?  
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… \*\*

But the sex was great!

\*\*How’d You Get Your Nickname?  
Full Frontal Nudity \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/144 "2010-07-22T22:10:17Z")

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\*\*What happens after you get arrested?  
Low cholesterol diet  
\*\*  
CARDIAC arrested, amirite?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/145 "2010-07-22T22:34:31Z")

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**Why are girls so mean?  
job interview questions**

What employer asks that question?

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/146 "2010-07-23T06:48:10Z")

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\*\*Things not to say during a break-up conversation

Anybody here wanna do P90x with me? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/147 "2010-07-23T11:52:34Z")

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\*\* Birthmarks, anyone?

There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…

Finally! A smart sequential thread!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/148 "2010-07-23T12:43:19Z")

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\*\*Questions for Straight Men about Vagina  
In the workplace: Crabs in a bucket syndrome  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/149 "2010-07-23T13:13:45Z")

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**What do we do with this room in our new house?  
Sleep In The Nude?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/150 "2010-07-23T13:25:52Z")

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\*\*Woman calls police. They brutalize and arrest her.  
Ouch. Will someone please help Alvin Greene?  
\*\*  
Alvin may have been wearing a dress but he’s not a woman!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/151 "2010-07-23T13:29:19Z")

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\*\*Birthmarks, anyone?  
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… \*\*

Interesting…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/152 "2010-07-23T14:43:27Z")

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**You know you’re a Doper when …  
Full Frontal Nudity**

When you can’t resist the urge to strip naked in the condiment aisle at the supermarket, you know you’ve been a Doper for too long.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/153 "2010-07-23T16:10:50Z")

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**What’s the ice cream truck playing where you are?  
Catching Pinworms-- Is This True? (TMI…Not For The Squeamish)**

_Catching pinworms-- is this true? Catching pinworms, is this true  
Strolling through the shady lanes, my butt itches, what to do.  
You wake at night, you gotta scratch  
and that’s a very bad sign.  
TMI for the squeamish,  
Parasites in the summertime._

Nothing like the good ol’ standards.\*

\*other favorites are “The Vuvuzelas Played On” and “A Colostomy Built For Two”.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/154 "2010-07-23T17:41:16Z")

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**Do you have a family dialect?  
We have bedbugs! _horror_**

That’s not really a dialect, _per se_.

**The stealth-bragging thread  
I’m Divorced!  
I am a HOMEOWNER!**

I don’t think you guys are getting what stealth-bragging is.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/155 "2010-07-23T19:26:16Z")

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\*\*Life spiralling out of control  
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/156 "2010-07-23T19:37:03Z")

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\*\*The stealth-bragging thread  
I am a HOMEOWNER!  
\*\*  
Dunno, caps isn’t very stealthy.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/157 "2010-07-23T20:59:00Z")

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\*\*World’s Cheapest Laptop: $35  
The Shitbird \*\*  
The price is right, but the name needs a little work.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/158 "2010-07-23T21:28:00Z")

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**Historically based movies with gross inaccuracy  
Louie**

Yeah, if it’s about Pasteur or Braille it should be titled **Louis**.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/159 "2010-07-23T21:52:52Z")

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**Poll for Buddhists (& allies)  
What do we do with this room in our new house?**

First thing you do is take out the barbecue pit.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/160 "2010-07-23T23:23:09Z")

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**Finally! A smart sequential thread!  
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery**

Oh, please… anything but a sequel to that!

I thought this was apropos, since I started both these threads.

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