# Finally! A smart sequential thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148 "2010-07-09T20:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/161 "2010-07-24T01:43:07Z")
**I bet I’m the only person on this board who likes… Stuff everybody used to hate (and now love)** No…wait…what? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/162 "2010-07-24T06:41:06Z")
**What do you do to relieve stress Talk me IN to having a “luxury” gastric bypass** Man, how much stress were you under, anyways? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/163 "2010-07-24T16:13:14Z")
\*\* The One Hundred Dollar Wedding and The Million Dollar Marriage So my husband is leaving in 20 days…\*\* Good luck getting that 50-cent divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/164 "2010-07-24T16:20:27Z")
**Well…it’s back to unemployment for me There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…** Maybe you can get a job around Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/165 "2010-07-24T17:00:34Z")
\*\*Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge I am a HOMEOWNER! \*\* Well, that’s _one_ interpretation. Another is that the rabbit symbolizes the fall of the Roman Empire, as it runs before the foxes, which are the barbarians, and the clothes dryer symbolises the apotheosis of Emperor Columbine, while the poison ivy symbolizes the imperfection of the mortal world, always dragging us downwards. The ice cream is completely random though. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/166 "2010-07-24T20:03:59Z")
**There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery** That’s not how bypass surgery is supposed to work. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/167 "2010-07-24T20:16:38Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing.. > Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery** > > That’s not how bypass surgery is supposed to work. Ouch! You made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/168 "2010-07-24T21:04:18Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > > [@Nobody](#): > > > > **There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing.. > > Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery** > > > > That’s not how bypass surgery is supposed to work. > > Ouch! > You made me laugh. Hooray for Zoidberg…uh, I mean Nobody! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/169 "2010-07-25T03:23:11Z")
**Cheney has no pulse** Well all right then. **Little sounds that cause terror in your adult self.** thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…OH NO!..thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup… AIEEEEEE! It’s the beating of his infernal heart!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/170 "2010-07-25T03:55:07Z")
**What would happen if hardcore porntapes with Obama leaked? You come into a huge fortune. What frivious thing do you buy?** So maybe the tapes don’t get leaked…if you’re well-paid off ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/171 "2010-07-25T07:10:57Z")
**Mad Men, Season Four When Mad Men Ruled - Fascinating Photo slideshow of NYC in the 60’s** Wait, a TV show in the form of a photo slide-show? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/172 "2010-07-25T07:33:22Z")
**Poll: Ladies: periods and your skivvies [tmi] Poll: Proper urinal etiquette - Follow-up** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/173 "2010-07-25T07:40:49Z")
**Evidently I Just Helped Catch One Of The Biggest Thieves In Chicago Darth Vader robs bank** You helped catch Darth Vader? The force is strong with this one. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/174 "2010-07-25T07:42:51Z")
**What’s lucky? I’m Divorced!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/175 "2010-07-25T13:04:53Z")
\*\*Men: do you ever pee sitting down? Odd things that make people horny–or, contrariwise, sad. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/176 "2010-07-25T13:05:15Z")
**What would happen if a video leaked of Bristol Palin gobbling Levi Johnston’s knob? Woman calls police. They brutalize and arrest her.** **Craving glutamic acid (confessions of an addict) Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/177 "2010-07-25T13:25:16Z")
**Is this a dumb idea? 20 minutes and you’re finished with your prostitute already? Why not just masturbate?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/178 "2010-07-25T14:05:52Z")
\*\* Odd things that make people horny–or, contrariwise, sad. Educate me on GPS units\*\* Ooooh, I’m in the red-light district…in Cleveland. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/179 "2010-07-25T15:05:47Z")
**Your Experiences with Camera Enforced Traffic Lights I took the cameras out today. (MPSIMS + IMHO lens recommendations)** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148/180 "2010-07-25T18:59:24Z")
\*\* “Famous” restaurants: any requirements to make such a claim? Omnivory versus obligate carnivory/herbivory.\*\* That’s a basic requirement. Though “Bob’s Carnivore Hut” does a pretty good trade. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-a-smart-sequential-thread/546148.md?page=10)