# Finally, new columns for the White House **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [July 11, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587 "2026-07-11T12:41:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/1 "2026-07-11T12:41:32Z")
This little presser has to be the most infuriating one I’ve ever seen. The asshole just won’t let Biden go. He’s trying to get them to laugh along with him 😬 [Michael Steele tears into Trump’s newest White House construction project](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8m0FBgZ1cJw) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/2 "2026-07-11T13:02:17Z")
Steele hasn’t trusted contractors ever since Grover destroyed his house: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CduAEx0FAdk/hqdefault.jpg "Sesame Street: Outrageous Makeover - Home Addition") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduAEx0FAdk) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/3 "2026-07-11T13:52:37Z")
He’s gonna tear the whole White House down. That would be a fitting legacy I suppose. He’s destroyed everything else. It’s gonna be a mess. Well, it already is. Hopefully he will be gone after the mid terms. Lot’s of hope though. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/4 "2026-07-11T13:57:11Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > He’s gonna tear the whole White House down. I guess he wouldn’t really need it anymore if he’s going to live in the Golden Throne room with the rooftop drone port. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/5 "2026-07-11T14:59:00Z")
We should have a new warning acronym for videos that leap directly to that face with that voice coming out of it, similar in purpose to NSFW. Maybe Giant Asshole Alert, i.e. GAA! ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/6 "2026-07-11T15:36:55Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > We should have a new warning acronym for videos that leap directly to that face with that voice coming out of it, I believe that’s called a “jump scare”. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/7 "2026-07-11T17:37:36Z")
Whoever comes next probably _should_ tear the whole thing down and rebuild, just to get rid of his stink (both literal and proverbial). With the company he keeps, the place is probably buggier than a forest log at this point… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/8 "2026-07-11T19:08:51Z")
Your probably right. Just like the Quatar jet. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/9 "2026-07-11T19:45:26Z")
Odd - these columns won’t be gold? Kinda runs counter to his eventual plans to replace the White House with the Gold House. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-new-columns-for-the-white-house/1031587/10 "2026-07-11T22:23:27Z")
I assume Trump can only cope with one idea at a time 🙁: - White House Ballroom - Kennedy Centre rename - UFC stage - Lincoln Memorial Pool - Triumphal Arch I await news of renaming: - the Lincoln Memorial becomes the Trump Lincoln Memorial - Mount Rushmore becomes Mount Trump - The United States of America becomes the United States of Trump’s America