# Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-the-world-has-a-giant-shirtless-jeff-goldblum-statue/818161>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-the-world-has-a-giant-shirtless-jeff-goldblum-statue/818161 "2018-07-18T19:24:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-the-world-has-a-giant-shirtless-jeff-goldblum-statue/818161/21 "2018-07-19T21:20:27Z")

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> [@Sefton](#):
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> I hear you. It’s bad enough that he married Geena Davis, but now they’re erecting statues of him. And why? Because he’s pretty and he was in a movie with dinosaurs. Good grief.

I can’t tell if I wooshed you

or if I’m being wooshed…

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-the-world-has-a-giant-shirtless-jeff-goldblum-statue/818161/22 "2018-07-19T22:09:06Z")

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Art, uhhh, finds a way.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finally-the-world-has-a-giant-shirtless-jeff-goldblum-statue/818161/23 "2018-07-19T23:30:11Z")

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> [@Sefton](#):
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> I hear you. It’s bad enough that he married Geena Davis, but now they’re erecting statues of him. And why? Because he’s pretty and he was in a movie with dinosaurs. Good grief.

Of course he married Geena Davis, Earth girls are easy.

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