# Find me a picture of Keira Knightley's real boobs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 10, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414 "2004-07-10T05:05:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/21 "2004-07-10T22:55:32Z")

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In any case, she still looks a LOT better than Pam Anderson.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/22 "2004-07-10T23:27:01Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> In any case, she still looks a LOT better than Pam Anderson.

Like that’s difficult.

😃

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/23 "2004-07-11T03:38:50Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Here’s before-and-after of the photo manipulation  
> [http://www.superiorpics.com/cgi-bin/ultimate/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get\_topic;f=86;t=002559;p=0](http://www.superiorpics.com/cgi-bin/ultimate/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=86;t=002559;p=0)

Uh. That’s supposed to be a belly? The hell? It’s barely a bulge at all and even if it is, it’s _incredibly_ sexy. As is everything else about her.

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/24 "2004-07-11T03:43:38Z")

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I’m doing [this](http://celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos56/keira-knightley04.jpg) for you.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/25 "2004-07-11T03:51:00Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> And while your at it, bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!

Do you want fries with that?

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-me-a-picture-of-keira-knightleys-real-boobs/254414/26 "2004-07-11T04:18:33Z")

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> [@AlbertRose](#):
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> Hey, **seriousart** , that’s an NSYNC message board!!! Cool.

:eek:  
Honestly I got linked there from elsewhere. I have NO interest in anything NSYNC. (Accept when they post such things.)

And thanks so much, Revtim for finding that before and after photo.

It’s interesting all the subtle differences between the two photos (beyond the obvious) like the new arrow head, the removal of the rings beneath her eyes, etc.

(and for the record, my inference of her having a “belly” was not meant to be a slam, by any means. I was just making the observation that they changed the photo so she looked like she had a 18 inch waist. Scary.)

Incidentally on that page linked someone mentions that they altered the posters for Undercover Brother and Shallow Hal to exagerate the… er… “assets” of Denise Richards and Gweneth Paltrow.

**BONUS ROUND!**

Can anyone find the BEFORE/ AFTER photos from _those_ posters?  
Eternal gratitude granted to the winner.

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