Find out more about J.J Snider (i.e Ask me about me)

Hi, i am a 15 year old male from Sydney Australia and i have only made 5 or so posts around here.

I like telling people stuff that they dont already know, i like informing them. and on the net it seems the only thing i can inform most people about is ME!

So ask me ANYTHING at all.
From my favourite colour, to my opinion on current affairs, to anything.

Let me teach you about me.

Honey, you can’t be the JayJay. Here’s my question, though, may I call you Barbara instead?

I thought i cleared up the Jay Jay controversy in another thread… which i did, but i didnt fix it up in my Signature.

From now on, its J.J Snider, Snider, or just J. Jay.

So the answer is no?

Hmmm Barbara would be a little confusing.
Im gonna say no for this one…

What is your favorite current affair? What is your opinion on color?

Have we met before?

My favourite current affair would be france wanting TV pornos banned.

My opinion on colour would be that colour is a very important factor in life, otherwise M&M’s wouldnt be as fun to eat.

Which M&M color did you vote for? Personally, I was all for Aqua.

I was for Purple.
Pink is girly, and M&M Aqua is ugly.

Is it true that it’s a law in Australia that if you show up at your house drunk and disheveled and hours late for dinner, your wife still has to let you in, make dinner for you and make love to you if you tell her you were on “walkabout”. It’s a law right?

hmmm, now either your being completely sarcastic and playing the ignorant foreigner… or your misguided.
Its a bunch of bullocks.

Bullocks? Is that a variation of the British “bollocks”? I’ve got some semi-serious questions for ya:

  1. Can I call you Ray? What about Johnson? (Reference to an old American commerical, the product escapes my memory at the moment.)

  2. Is Yahoo Serious really the celebrity we ig’nant Americans are led to believe? What about Jacko?

  3. Does the water swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise when you flush the toilet or drain the bathtub?

  4. Does Australia really have the most poisonous snake in the world? Do you know where it is right now?

  5. How often do you change your underwear?

  6. Australia is really just a big island, isn’t it? C’mon, tell the truth.

  7. Currently, what is your favorite cartoon?

  8. Is wearing your pants/trousers/jeans halfway down your ass and exposing your underwear as popular amongs young male Aussies as it seems to be in the US?

The answers to these questions should be more than enough to tide me over…

Where in Sydney are you ?

  1. Sure, you can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay.

  2. Yahoo Serious is kind of a home town hero. Jacko? who is that?

  3. Its all drainin’ clockwise sir

  4. I believe that Australia has the top 10 most poisonous snakes in the world.

  5. Daily.

  6. Well, if it is 1 big island, and one small island, shaped kind of like a womans crotch area.

  7. The Simpsons

  8. Yes. Its like from their hips to their knees is JUST underwear… then the pants start!

I am in the Hills District.

If I asked nicely, would you send me a Sylvia?

as in a person named Sylvia?
I do have an Aunty…

Hi JJ. I’m from Brizzy. What’s the weather like down there at the moment? It felt like mid-summer here today!

It has been the same down here lately.
Nice and warm.