# Find out what you are **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549 "2002-05-17T13:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/1 "2002-05-17T13:55:12Z")
[http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/) I’m a Dreidal ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/2 "2002-05-17T13:59:45Z")
I am an Apple “sensuous, voluptuous and may lead you astray” Who knew? And BTW, Chocolate is not a vice! (It’s a crutch to help me through the day.) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/3 "2002-05-17T14:01:55Z")
I, am a toaster, my friends… [http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/toaster.html](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/toaster.html) ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/4 "2002-05-17T14:02:21Z")
I’m a toaster! Don’t abuse my power, for I will burn you. Damn skippy. ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/5 "2002-05-17T14:06:17Z")
I am a toaster too. Beer, Chocolate, Sex! ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/6 "2002-05-17T14:09:56Z")
I’m an apple too. Wow. I can’t wait to tell my potential sweetie, she’ll get a kick out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/7 "2002-05-17T14:14:31Z")
I am a [sock](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/sock.html)… I am an island.:rolleyes: That [pocket calculator](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/calc.html) wasn’t designed for pockets. ---
**Author:** ![DemonSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac8455/32.png) [@DemonSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonSpawn)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/8 "2002-05-17T14:15:39Z")
I am a calculator… old fashioned at heart but open to new technology. Well, if I wasn’t open to new technology I would probably be an abacus 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/9 "2002-05-17T14:17:16Z")
[http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/curling.html](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/curling.html) Yep, I am a curling stone. I can be hard and unyielding, yet I let people push me around. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/10 "2002-05-17T14:23:16Z")
I am tapioca pudding. All I have to say is … I gotta start spreading my seed around. ---
**Author:** ![booklover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@booklover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booklover)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/11 "2002-05-17T14:37:52Z")
Another toaster signing in here. I wonder if I win a gay person if I recruit another toaster oven. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/12 "2002-05-17T14:40:34Z")
I am a dreidel. Huh. Who’d a thunk it. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/13 "2002-05-17T14:54:32Z")
I’m a curling stone, too. Heavy. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/14 "2002-05-17T15:05:36Z")
I am the personification of tapioca pudding. Though simple, filling, and sweet, I am prone to delusions of grandeur. Your granny may love me, but you can be sure I’m plotting something! Ohhh…kay! ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/15 "2002-05-17T15:08:10Z")
Hmm…from the working links on that page, I am a toaster whose new years resolution should be to seduce as many people as possible. Sounds fun. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/16 "2002-05-17T17:14:14Z")
Was it just me or was the list of people to kill extremely hard to choose from? I am the pudding, I will be off having delusions of grandeur now. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/17 "2002-05-17T17:35:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Clever Hans \* > \*\*Was it just me or was the list of people to kill extremely hard to choose from? \*\* I had a hard time choosing between “televangelist” and “fascist dictator.” I finally chose the dictator, because I figured it would do more good, although it would be less personally satisfying. Besides, I figure a televangelists are easier to replace. I’m a toaster too, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/18 "2002-05-17T17:37:44Z")
I’m a tape dispenser. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/19 "2002-05-17T17:39:15Z")
No, **Clever Hans** , it wasn’t just you. WooHoo! I’m the first **Tape Dispenser!** “People often take me for granted. I try hard to please, in my own special way.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/20 "2002-05-17T17:40:32Z")
Rats. Damn that preview button… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549.md?page=2)