# Find out what you are **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549 "2002-05-17T13:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/21 "2002-05-17T17:42:54Z")
I, too, am tapioca pudding. After looking at the cellulite on my ass, I guess that is understandable. ---
**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/22 "2002-05-17T18:16:42Z")
I am an apple, a dreidel, tapioca pudding, a sock, a pocket calculator, a toaster, or a tape dispenser. Does that mean I have mulitple personalities ? ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/23 "2002-05-17T18:32:56Z")
I, too, am a toaster. **points at Homer Simpson and laughs** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/24 "2002-05-17T18:51:23Z")
I am also the rather large-ish pocket calculator. This thing is frighteningly accurate. Kinda. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/25 "2002-05-17T19:10:09Z")
Damn another Toaster here. On the bright side I like toast! _-me_ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Big\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/26 "2002-05-17T19:12:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\* > I had a hard time choosing between ā€œtelevangelistā€ and ā€œfascist dictator.ā€ I finally chose the dictator, because I figured it would do more good, although it would be less personally satisfying. Besides, I figure a televangelists are easier to replace. > > Iā€™m a toaster too, BTW. \*\* I chose to kill the televangelist. Theyā€™re both a couple of crooks, but the dictator doesnā€™t hide behind a front like heā€™s trying to help people. Plus, a dictatorā€™s speech would probably be more tolerable than a TV preacher. Guess thatā€™s why Iā€™m a curling stone. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/27 "2002-05-17T19:16:52Z")
I am a sock! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/28 "2002-05-17T19:18:56Z")
I agree with **miamouse** about chocolate. Hey, I just ate a 136-gram bag of crispy M&Ms for breakfast! :eek: (Iā€™d never tried them before, and they are goodā€¦ but chocolate is NOT normally what Iā€™d eat for breakfast) > [@](#): > > I am a dreidel. Fun-loving and high-energy, I love a good gamble. Life was meant to be lived to its fullest. Static bores me. Hey, have you heard the one about the bartender and the kangaroo? Hmmā€¦ itā€™s sort of right, yet sort of not. Oh wellā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![odd-socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@odd-socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odd-socks)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/29 "2002-05-17T19:44:08Z")
Another vote for sock. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/30 "2002-05-17T19:56:54Z")
Me toaster. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/31 "2002-05-17T20:40:21Z")
DaToad be DaToaster, too. Seems to be a buncha toaster types here abouts. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/32 "2002-05-17T20:50:08Z")
I killed the televangelist too, but Iā€™m a sock. Taken out of context, thatā€™s on par with ā€œIf it wasnā€™t for my horse, I wouldnā€™t have spent that year in college.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/33 "2002-05-17T21:50:51Z")
Iā€™m tapioca. ā€˜Kay, cooā€™. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/34 "2002-05-17T22:03:42Z")
_big booming voice_ THOU ART THY PERSONIFICATION OF THY TAPIOCA PUDDING! ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/35 "2002-05-17T23:46:06Z")
I am also of the tapioca persuasion. How, exactly, does tapioca pudding **plot**?šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/36 "2002-05-18T00:19:43Z")
And how did they determine Iā€™m a SOCK? At least Iā€™m a happy sockā€¦ not like that, you little pervs! ---
**Author:** ![Kru-baby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6bbea6/32.png) [@Kru-baby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kru-baby)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/37 "2002-05-18T02:37:35Z")
> [@](#): > > I am an apple, a dreidel, tapioca pudding, a sock, a pocket calculator, a toaster, or a tape dispenser. Um, I think you are a curling stone, since that is the only one that you didnt mention. I am a dreidel, but I cant figure out how to tell what it means. Can anyone help me out? Briminator? ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/38 "2002-05-18T02:45:13Z")
Iā€™m tapioca. Hmm, yeah, that sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/39 "2002-05-18T02:51:05Z")
More tapioca, and, after much consideration, I killed the televangelist, although the high school bully was in the running. _Tapioca pudding_?!! Oh well, it could be worse. EMode still insists Iā€™m a chihuahua. [shudder][prolonged shudder] CJ Sheepdog? No. I trimmed my bangs. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/40 "2002-05-18T03:02:20Z")
Tape Dispenser sounds about rightā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549.md?page=3)