# Find out what you are **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549 "2002-05-17T13:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/41 "2002-05-18T03:10:28Z")
For the record, I, ToasterBud, killed the school bully. I’ve got issues. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/42 "2002-05-18T03:24:15Z")
I wanted to be pudding, or a sock, but nooooooo, I got to be the apple (that’s the last time I load my hovercraft with cheesecake). And everybody knows the first person to kill is a Republican–aren’t all the rest on the list bound to be Republicans? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tourbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@tourbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tourbot)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/43 "2002-05-18T03:39:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Clever Hans \* > \*\*Was it just me or was the list of people to kill extremely hard to choose from? > \*\* I thought most of them were the same person. - Tapioca pudding. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/44 "2002-05-18T05:00:35Z")
Yep. I’m a sock. A SOCK! The description is fairly accurate, though. I feel lost sometimes when I am alone. Why a sock? I mean I haev nothing against socks. I’d just rather not be labeled as one. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/45 "2002-05-18T05:02:48Z")
Oh man, I’m a sock! And I never imagined that I was. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/46 "2002-05-18T05:13:19Z")
I killed the televangelist and yet I am a toaster. Salut! Dasvedanya! Here’s mud in your eye! ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/47 "2002-05-18T05:29:21Z")
Well, at least I kind of like tapioca pudding . . . _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![kitarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kitarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitarak)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/48 "2002-05-18T07:50:34Z")
I’m tapioca pudding. I think it’s because I answered "Your SO leaves you for your brother with “Ha ha ha! That’s a good one”. Deeply unfair. Anyone who’s met my bother will know that I’m not having delusions of grandeur. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/49 "2002-05-18T07:58:16Z")
I am also tapioca pudding, which is interesting since tapioca pudding is one of very few foods that I absolutely, unconditionally, not-on-your-life refuse to eat. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/50 "2002-05-18T08:24:14Z")
A SOCK?! I am not!!! I’ve been zoogirl ever since I first laid eyes on this board! How dare they! Why, I would never–I mean it’s ILLEGAL and all! Well, I’m just OFFENDED, ya know?! Hmmm? What’s that? Not that kind of sock? oh… zoogirl blushes bright red and slinks away… ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/51 "2002-05-18T10:18:03Z")
Another pudding here. This thread is fillin’ up fast with tapioca, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Regina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@Regina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regina)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/52 "2002-05-18T16:44:34Z")
Killed the televangelist. Apple. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/53 "2002-05-18T16:53:14Z")
I killed the Republican, stole the Batmobile, and stuffed my Hovercraft full of sex toys while wearing dark colors. That makes me…tapioca pudding. I resent being called simple, though I do have delusions of grandeur and I am pretty sweet. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/54 "2002-05-18T16:56:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bearflag70 \* > **I am a [sock](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/sock.html)… I am an island.** I think you’ll find the lyrics are in fact “I am a sock, I am a nyyyyy-lon…” Oh. I’m a curling stone. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Girl\_9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_9)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/55 "2002-05-18T18:10:18Z")
I am a tape dispenser … I could have been a curling stone, tapioca pudding, a sock, an apple, a pocket calculator, a toaster, or a dreidel. and that snappy little code they gave me, DOESN’T WORK. [![](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/tape.jpg) ](http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/tape.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/56 "2002-05-18T19:36:37Z")
I guess us pocket calculators really ARE different. Nyah nyah nyah na na 😛 (I suspect it’s because my hovercraft is full of wombats.) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/57 "2002-05-18T20:41:04Z")
I am another tapioca pudding. Is there _anyone_ out there who would want to eat me? ---
**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/58 "2002-05-18T20:56:17Z")
Another **Tape Dispenser** here! _“People often take me for granted. I try hard to please, in my own special way.”_ Uh, just because I wanted to kill the school bully?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/59 "2002-05-18T21:35:43Z")
I’m a tape dispenser! ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/60 "2002-05-18T22:38:42Z")
I, too am a curling stone. I guess we curling stones have it in for those fascist dictators. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549.md?page=4)