# Find out what you are

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549 "2002-05-17T13:55:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Hosayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@Hosayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hosayf)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/61 "2002-05-18T23:12:01Z")

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How the hell am I a toaster? I’d kill a militant vegan, be remembered as who???, wear dark colors, smoke pot, like cats (not kittens although I like them I’m fine with cats), get the Batmobile, do my nonexistent brothers best friend, and fill my hovercraft with illegal substaces…

How is that good cheer?

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/62 "2002-05-18T23:13:11Z")

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I could be a…curling stone, tapioca pudding, a sock, an apple, a pocket calculator, a toaster, or a dreidel.

Looks like I’m everything.

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/63 "2002-05-19T02:34:04Z")

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No, you’re a tape dispenser; that is just a list of the possible answers. The picture at the top is what you are (I’m guessing because it’s not on your list).

~Tapioca Pudding, whose delusions of granduer forced her to comment on that answer

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-out-what-you-are/109549/64 "2002-05-19T03:10:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kitarak \*  
> \*\*I’m tapioca pudding. I think it’s because I answered "Your SO leaves you for your brother with “Ha ha ha! That’s a good one”. Deeply unfair. Anyone who’s met my bother will know that I’m not having delusions of grandeur. 🙂 \*\*

Yeah, I answered that the same way, because they’re assuming my SO is a woman (or gay). See, that’s funny!

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