# Find these guys and shove firecrackers up their asses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 30, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865 "2004-06-30T12:02:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/1 "2004-06-30T12:02:41Z")

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[http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/06/29/dog.abuse.fireworks.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/06/29/dog.abuse.fireworks.ap/index.html)

Man, who the hell does this sort of stuff? What kind special kind of asshole does it take?

All for taping an M80 to each eyelid of these schmucks and setting them off?

AYE!

All against?

\<crickets and faint cough in the background\>

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/2 "2004-06-30T12:05:35Z")

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Somehow, before I even opened this thread, I _knew_ it had to be about animal abuse.

Awful, awful, awful. ☹

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/3 "2004-06-30T12:33:31Z")

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Do I need to mentiuon [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=263666)?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/4 "2004-06-30T12:57:12Z")

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The pain that fireworks cause is so much greater than the brief little thrill they offer. I think they should remain illegal. If you want to “ooooh and aaaaah” you can go to your local public display.

Those fuckers. I hope they catch 'em and fine 'em and lock 'em up for a few months. Puppies? Those lousy fuckers.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/5 "2004-06-30T14:13:43Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Do I need to mentiuon [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=263666)?

Interesting thread.

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**Author:** ![TastesLikeBurning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@TastesLikeBurning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TastesLikeBurning)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-these-guys-and-shove-firecrackers-up-their-asses/252865/6 "2004-07-01T14:43:51Z")

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Fuckwits.

This kind of thing pisses me off more than when I hear of humans harming other humans.