# Find your Hobbit Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186 "2001-08-14T13:21:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/1 "2001-08-14T13:21:16Z")
Check it out [here](http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/). I’m Tigerlily Peatfingers of Brockenborings. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/2 "2001-08-14T13:28:33Z")
**Orgulas Sackville-Bracegirdle** Oh yeah, nothing says hobbit chick-magnet like that ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/3 "2001-08-14T13:32:03Z")
Mungo Bramble of Willowbottom Mungo…? Mungo!? Okay… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/4 "2001-08-14T13:36:18Z")
Wilibald Foxburr of Loamsdown. That’s Mr. Foxburr to you, buddy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/5 "2001-08-14T13:40:42Z")
Bramblerose Boffin of Needlehole I like it. I’s cute. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/6 "2001-08-14T13:46:23Z")
Ivy Chubb-Baggins of Pincup. I like Ivy… and I’m related to Greatness! ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/7 "2001-08-14T13:55:39Z")
Ivy Chubb-Baggins of Pincup. I like Ivy… and I’m related to Greatness! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/8 "2001-08-14T13:55:55Z")
Tigerlily Bumbleroot of Fair Downs (female) Ferdirand Bumbleroot of Fair Downs (male) Wow, I can be my own sister and brother! Or wife and husband! Or…nope, ain’t gonna go there. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/9 "2001-08-14T13:57:11Z")
Bulbo Toadfoot of Frogmorton. Quite accurate really. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Witch)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/10 "2001-08-14T14:03:53Z")
Primula Overhill of Nobottle. Apparently, I’m universally schoolmarmish. Or perhaps I’m just a member of the petit bourgoisie. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/11 "2001-08-14T14:04:31Z")
Aha! the illustrious **dr. schadenfreude** is a frenchie? I know because one of my common pseudonyms is Moro Toadfoot of Frogmorton. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/12 "2001-08-14T14:05:50Z")
Goldie Boggy-Hillocks, at your service. (If I use my full first name, I’m Myrtle Boggy-Hillocks… eek!) ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/13 "2001-08-14T14:09:48Z")
I’m **Posco Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern**. Or, if I’d been female, **Poppy Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern**. Of course, my last name would be pronounced “Ham’ich.” So, Goldie…how YOU doin’? I’ve a hamper of seed-cakes in the pantry; won’t you come to my hole for tea? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/14 "2001-08-14T14:10:50Z")
Using my current last name I am **May Dogwood of Shadydowns**. Once I get married next year it will be **May Danderfluff**. I like the second one better… even if, at first glance, I thought it said dandruff! ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/15 "2001-08-14T14:12:12Z")
Ferdirand Bumbleroot of Fair Downs ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/16 "2001-08-14T14:15:31Z")
**Berilac Frumblefoot of Scary** And don’t you forget it. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/17 "2001-08-14T14:16:50Z")
Excusez-moi, M. Barbarian. Bulbo Toadfoot de Frogmorton. Plutot precis vraiment. ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/18 "2001-08-14T14:17:51Z")
I’m **Drogo Gamgee-Took of Bywater**. Always knew I was related to the Tooks. Maybe Gandalf will wander by soon. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/19 "2001-08-14T14:22:53Z")
Well hooray, I’m “Cannot Find Server!” What kind of crap-ass name is that? ---
**Author:** ![Aurora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Aurora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aurora)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186/20 "2001-08-14T14:37:53Z")
Pansy Sandybanks??? :eek: Can’t say it rolls off the tongue… . [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/find-your-hobbit-name/76186.md?page=2)