# Finding Nemo turning kids on to lesbianism **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 30, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599 "2003-05-30T18:50:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![jeevmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/141 "2003-06-05T18:12:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*That’s the whole point of the thread, that the idiot fundie Xians are in a lather over Ellen’s voice converting the innocent to a life of Eddie Bauer shirts, mullets, and power tools. \*\* And yet they seem to have no problem with the fact that Donald Duck and his “nephews” have been going around without pants for most of the last century. And let’s not get started on Bugs Bunny’s cross-dressing. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/142 "2003-06-05T18:23:17Z")
If you had a big ass like Donald Duck, it’d be hard for you to find pants too. I mean, uh! Ducky got back! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/143 "2003-06-05T19:11:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*If you had a big ass like Donald Duck, it’d be hard for you to find pants too. I mean, uh! Ducky got back! \*\* Um, isn’t that why Levi’s invented Duckers? Sorry, rim shot. But Dave Barry **did** once say that Levi’s had to call the pants “Dockers” because it wouldn’t be a really good marketing idea to called them “pants for the bigger-butted man.” ---
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/144 "2003-06-06T03:50:13Z")
I guess I should have figured on David Hyde Pierce’s being gay… but hey, hope springs eternal. One day an attractive man will appear and he’ll actually be STRAIGHT, and NOT married! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/145 "2003-06-06T04:54:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Didn’t Elton John do the music for _The Lion King_? Will listening to “Hakuna Matata” make a kid gay? \*\* Come to think of it, “Hakuna My Ta-Tas” sounds kinda smutty. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/146 "2003-06-06T07:16:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*I _clearly_ remember E.T. coming out of the closet in 1982. \*\* No, ET came out of the big flying Victorian Christmas ornament and then followed the trail of reese’s pieces that Elliot left behind and had a series of wacky adventures evading the _ **EVIL** _ government scientists whilst looking for a working pay phone ('cause phone cards hadn’t been invented yet). Then the flying Victorian Christmas ornament arrived and carried him off to safety. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/147 "2003-06-06T15:39:36Z")
Forget lesbianizing kids. This movie is goign to make kids into morons: [http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/06/offbeat.flush.nemo.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/06/offbeat.flush.nemo.ap/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599/148 "2003-06-06T16:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Didn’t Elton John do the music for _The Lion King_? Will listening to “Hakuna Matata” make a kid gay? \*\* Nathan Lane once called Timon and Pumba “the first gay couple in a Disney movie.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finding-nemo-turning-kids-on-to-lesbianism/178599.md?page=7)