# fine, damnit, be ignorant!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 18, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670 "2002-05-18T04:34:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/21 "2002-05-18T17:44:27Z")
OMG, and get this! AS I’M TYPING the previous post, the silly bitch is sitting next to me and giving yet another customer misinformation! So I nonchalantly wander over to a supervisor and mention that this loser needs instruction on this particular process and ask him not to mention that I said anything about it because of the evil eye she gave me last night. Turns out she sat and COMPLAINED about my talking to her last night for TWO HOURS after I left! What a tool! ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/22 "2002-05-18T20:17:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*There is no profit in trying to correct anyone, yet I find myself doing it anyway. For example. Just last night at work, I overhear a cow-orker… \*\* **Otto** , I was simply mooooved to reply. What’s a cow-orker? Is that someone who orks cows? And how does one ork a cow anyway? That anything like tipping? They fall and make a noise like “ORK!”? ::ducks as brick narrowly misses head:: Sorry. As you were. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/23 "2002-05-18T23:48:50Z")
Yes, Desert, as a matter of fact. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/24 "2002-05-18T23:58:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Yes, Desert, as a matter of fact. \*\* No, no, no. As I’ve explained before, “Ork!” is the sounds cows make when you sneak up behind them and give them wedgies. You know… You: ::yank:: Cow: Ork! (These are pants-wearing cows.) ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/25 "2002-05-19T21:32:48Z")
Pant-wearing cows? Next thing you know, chickens will be wearing underwear. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/26 "2002-05-19T22:16:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\*No, no, no. As I’ve explained before, “Ork!” is the sounds cows make when you sneak up behind them and give them wedgies. You know… > > You: ::yank:: > Cow: Ork! > (These are pants-wearing cows.) \*\* How about [studded leather-harness wearing cows](http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html)? [sub]warning: it’s a Flash animation, so it takes time to load. Subject matter is **not** pornographic, but it is adult humor.[/sub] jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/27 "2002-05-20T01:47:23Z")
My apologies to **Cessandra** for what has turned out to be a major hijack. I had no idea anyone would respond. That said… **jayjay,** that was hilarious. Now, let’s all settle down – I **heard** that snort – and get back to the OP. Ahem! You were saying? And, **Cessandra,** I can’t shake the image of you trying to type with a squirming infant to your… ::ducking second brick:: WHO THREW THAT? ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670/28 "2002-05-20T01:56:16Z")
what? i didn’t throw anything! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-damnit-be-ignorant/109670.md?page=1)