# Fine, I'll be the one to pull the trigger. TogoFan's a Troll. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661 "2014-08-02T18:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/1 "2014-08-02T18:13:47Z")
First, his dumbass swing set threads here: [**Can shorter swingsets have more G forces than taller swings?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=727772) [**What is the tallest playground swing set you have been on?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728950) [**Can these type of swingset chains be made DIY?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=729709) Then the one that gives up his jig: [**Pole dancing on a playground swingset?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728985) And this one: [**Here is a pic of me.**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=730032) Can’t forget the pen caps up the nostrils as there’s nowhere to go but racism after swing sets: [**Will stretching my nostril openings with sharpie accent caps work well?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728918) Now his latest on ghetto cars: [**Are boom boom cars just a American thing?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=730093) So, you see, when it comes to trolling, I demand that of high-quality trollery. This? This is barely phoning it in. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/2 "2014-08-02T18:18:22Z")
You missed one: [Swinging all night long on my 12 and a half foot tall swingset?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=730063) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/3 "2014-08-02T18:26:32Z")
Nice catch, forgot that one. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/4 "2014-08-02T18:29:19Z")
Can’t he just be a guy that likes to jam pen caps up his nose and hump playground equipment? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/5 "2014-08-02T18:35:49Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/6 "2014-08-02T19:04:26Z")
you just aren’t into the swing of things. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/7 "2014-08-02T19:16:21Z")
Swinging makes him feel all funny down there. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/8 "2014-08-02T19:21:39Z")
He’s just so awesomely hip and ironic that there’s no point in a plodder like me attempting to converse with him. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/9 "2014-08-02T19:49:30Z")
I can’t be arsed to Pit him. He’s low-swinging fruit. Besides, some of the comments Dopers leave in his threads are hilarious. Sometimes you just need to be able to point and laugh at someone. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/10 "2014-08-02T20:13:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I can’t be arsed to Pit him. He’s low-swinging fruit. Besides, some of the comments Dopers leave in his threads are hilarious. Sometimes you just need to be able to point and laugh at someone. Emphasis added. I think that’s what’s happening here. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/11 "2014-08-02T20:24:00Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I can’t be arsed to Pit him. He’s low-swinging fruit. Besides, some of the comments Dopers leave in his threads are hilarious. Sometimes you just need to be able to point and laugh at someone. he brings out the Nelson in us. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/12 "2014-08-02T20:35:02Z")
HA-HAH! x ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/13 "2014-08-02T20:35:17Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > he brings out the Nelson in us. OMFG Your shift key is cured! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/14 "2014-08-02T20:59:53Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Emphasis added. I think that’s what’s happening here. But that’s the tragedy in all of this, not everyone is in on it. I’m totally cool with not banning him after so long, but let’s all point and laugh, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/15 "2014-08-03T05:20:49Z")
Farewell to this swinger. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/16 "2014-08-03T05:29:50Z")
I get (got) a mental issue vibe from him. I think he was sincere in his posting sadly enough. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/17 "2014-08-03T05:31:14Z")
jumped off the swing. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/18 "2014-08-03T05:32:38Z")
TogoFan is an ex-troll. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/19 "2014-08-03T06:44:21Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > TogoFan is an ex-troll. ☹ He’s only resting. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2014, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fine-ill-be-the-one-to-pull-the-trigger-togofans-a-troll/694661/20 "2014-08-03T07:05:03Z")
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