# F'ing Bastard! (Bodies of 5 Kids Found Dumped in Alabama) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 9, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028 "2014-09-09T23:02:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Clothilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Clothilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothilde)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/1 "2014-09-09T23:02:44Z")
This has been on the local news since shortly after 4 this afternoon. Story here: [http://www.wsfa.com/story/26487380/bodies-of-5-children-from-sc-found-in-wilcox-co](http://www.wsfa.com/story/26487380/bodies-of-5-children-from-sc-found-in-wilcox-co) This is the local news website. There’s video there, too. I don’t know how long the page will work. It seems this guy took his kids from SC, drove through Alabama, and was detained in MS on a non-related charge. The story says he told the MS officer that he dumped the children’s bodies in Alabama and told him where. The story says they believe the kids were killed in SC. They ranged in age from 1 - 8 years old. Jeez! If you don’t want your kids, mister, there are plenty of folks who will adopt them! Were you just trying to “punish” your ex wife? You are a horrible, horrible excuse for a human being! Mods, please move this if it’s in the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![Lorene89095](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@Lorene89095](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorene89095)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/2 "2014-09-09T23:47:08Z")
Ahhh God I vote kill him. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/3 "2014-09-10T03:03:31Z")
Moved to the Pit (from MPSIMS). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/4 "2014-09-10T18:52:28Z")
> [@Lorene89095](#): > > Ahhh God > I vote kill him. Nope, that’s over too fast. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/5 "2014-09-10T19:01:55Z")
Beatings first? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/6 "2014-09-10T19:12:29Z")
Dumping kids is bad. He should have taken them to a recycling center. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/7 "2014-09-10T19:56:36Z")
“Mr. Scumbug, you are charged with 5 counts of murder in the first degree…and littering.” And they all moved away from him there on the bench… ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/8 "2014-09-10T20:00:06Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/9 "2014-09-10T20:26:52Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > “Mr. Scumbug, you are charged with 5 counts of murder in the first degree…and littering.” > > And they all moved away from him there on the bench… I see what you did there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/10 "2014-09-10T20:30:06Z")
I can’t imagine the last few moments of those kids lives, watching as their own father killed them. I say cut an inch of him at a time, starting at the feet, and cauterize. Do another inch each day. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/11 "2014-09-11T00:05:04Z")
An Intel engineer? Damn. I guess he just went nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/12 "2014-09-11T05:00:02Z")
> [@Kinthalis](#): > > I can’t imagine the last few moments of those kids lives, watching as their own father killed them. > > I say cut an inch of him at a time, starting at the feet, and cauterize. Do another inch each day. What I don’t grasp is the savagery displayed by those condemning savagery. Isn’t the idea of a decent society to have said decent society better than the criminal? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/13 "2014-09-11T06:08:29Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > I see what you did there. 🙂 I guess we can rule you out as the judge, then. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/14 "2014-09-11T11:29:03Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > What I don’t grasp is the savagery displayed by those condemning savagery. Isn’t the idea of a decent society to have said decent society better than the criminal? You’re equating fantasies of savagery with real acts of savagery so, no, you’re not grasping. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/15 "2014-09-11T11:57:31Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > You’re equating fantasies of savagery with real acts of savagery so, no, you’re not grasping. Actually, I’m equating advocacy for acts of savagery with already committed acts of savagery. One would hope that distinction is not lost on you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/16 "2014-09-11T12:04:46Z")
Somebody won’t get a Father’s Day card this year. Or next. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/17 "2014-09-11T12:11:35Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Actually, I’m equating advocacy for acts of savagery with already committed acts of savagery. One would hope that distinction is not lost on you. So you see message board ranting as advocacy? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/18 "2014-09-11T12:50:29Z")
So sad to think about what the last words of each kid must have been. Are we almost there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/19 "2014-09-11T12:51:40Z")
It’s the Chum Boat for him… ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028/20 "2014-09-11T12:54:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > You’re equating fantasies of savagery with real acts of savagery so, no, you’re not grasping. I see no reason to assume that the proponents of such “fantasies of savagery” would not carry them out were they in a position to. Monstrous and horrifically inhumane methods of execution are not all that far in our past. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fing-bastard-bodies-of-5-kids-found-dumped-in-alabama/698028.md?page=2)