# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/1 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")
Most of my encounters with the police \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/2 "2018-07-01T04:51:06Z")
Most of my encounters with the police have ended up on You Tube. When I get really mad \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/3 "2018-07-01T05:29:21Z")
When I get really mad I curse. When I walk my dogs we\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/4 "2018-07-01T13:18:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > When I get really mad I curse. > When I walk my dogs we\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. When I walk my dogs we both use the same hydrant. I had to go the the pharmacy to pick up my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/5 "2018-07-01T14:55:36Z")
I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up my date. When I watch a movie\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/6 "2018-07-01T20:10:33Z")
I can never stay to the end due to various bladder problems. My doctor said my bladder problems \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/7 "2018-07-01T20:39:44Z")
^^^^^are genetic. My young daughter just told me\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/8 "2018-07-01T20:42:17Z")
“When I get old enough, I wanna marry someone just like the President!” I have a black stapler, but I still \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/9 "2018-07-01T23:15:05Z")
favor my blue one. When I get up in the morning… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/10 "2018-07-01T23:36:38Z")
…I cry myself back to sleep. This will be the day that… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/11 "2018-07-01T23:45:59Z")
^^^^^I quit my job to write the great American novel. I graduated from\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/12 "2018-07-02T14:13:18Z")
Starfleet Academy, but I’ve found it hasn’t really helped me find a good job dirtside. The next time I head out into space, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/13 "2018-07-02T14:35:52Z")
I’ll remember to take my bunny slippers, instant cocoa, and chewable vitamins. If I had a hammer \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/14 "2018-07-02T15:25:29Z")
I wouldn’t hammer in the morning, that’s just rude. I really have a craving right now for… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/15 "2018-07-02T15:32:45Z")
… pickles and raspberry ice cream. I’ve got an appointment with … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/16 "2018-07-02T17:27:56Z")
the White House Communications Director, if I can just figure out who it is today. The last time I visited the White House, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/17 "2018-07-02T17:40:08Z")
\_\_\_\_\_was over 10 years ago. I plan not to visit the White House again until \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/18 "2018-07-02T19:27:08Z")
\_\_\_it is a smoldering pile of wreckage. The Alien invasion began\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/19 "2018-07-02T21:03:50Z")
the day I was born. It is so freaking hot outside… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/20 "2018-07-02T21:55:15Z")
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