# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/181 "2018-07-12T03:35:41Z")
…where I lovingly caressed the Big Red Button until I came to my senses, and ran away with hot tears of shame running down my cheeks. In the desert where I found myself bereft of companionship, not to mention food or water, I… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/182 "2018-07-12T04:02:16Z")
pondered the futility of life without purpose. As I brought the axe down again and again, fear giving way to hate and then finally to… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/183 "2018-07-12T04:32:09Z")
a realization that I now had plenty of firewood for the cold, cold winter that my friend the invisible stoat told me we should expect. Invisible stoats aren’t always the best meteorologists, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/184 "2018-07-12T04:40:37Z")
To be safe I believed. Really. I promise. At the risk of sounding disingenuous, I further added\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/185 "2018-07-12T05:41:16Z")
2 and 2, and got 547. However, when dividing, I always \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/186 "2018-07-12T05:58:05Z")
… have to put myself in the mindset of a single-celled organism at reproduction time. It’s a little uncomfortable, but the good news is … ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/187 "2018-07-12T06:07:38Z")
…I save a lot of money on condoms. I use the extra cash… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/188 "2018-07-12T06:37:55Z")
For other lewd and lascivious fun things. It get me in trouble everytime I\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/189 "2018-07-12T11:24:07Z")
listen to **Beckdawrek.** The voices in my head say I should listen… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/190 "2018-07-12T14:39:56Z")
to the silence where the invisible stoats roam. Since I left the ham and pineplle behind… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/191 "2018-07-12T15:03:53Z")
…I knew there were no suitable ingredients for a pizza to be had. If only I had some nice cooked rabbit to put on this pizza, then… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/192 "2018-07-12T18:54:29Z")
…I could feed it to unsuspecting guests. I never knew why I could never… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/193 "2018-07-12T20:18:51Z")
find any unsuspecting guests, though; all of mine were _'way_ too suspecting. The police generally frown at kidnapping people for your dinner parties; I should know, because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/194 "2018-07-12T20:28:33Z")
I was once a victim of circumstance. In that case, we should\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/195 "2018-07-12T20:38:47Z")
…relax and watch what happens. On, it’s just one more … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/196 "2018-07-12T20:47:13Z")
two-letter word I’ve sworn never to use except in Urdu. Or Sanskrit, if you ask me nicely. As I painting toy stoats with Billy Idol last week, he said (in Urdu, oddly enough), \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/197 "2018-07-12T21:58:02Z")
Don’t take it so seriously. As I tend to be uptight, I have never\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/198 "2018-07-12T22:45:49Z")
…jammed a red hot poker up my ass. Life in the fast lane… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/199 "2018-07-13T00:05:50Z")
is very challenging when bowling, it surely makes you lose your mind. Once I got a turkey… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/200 "2018-07-13T00:24:42Z")
That gobbled up my score. So, I quit bowling and started\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=11)