# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/201 "2018-07-13T00:30:17Z")
…huffing toluene. While in a solvent-induced stupor… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/202 "2018-07-13T03:45:59Z")
I started posting in this thread, and _now_ look where it’s got me! My sister’s birthday is today, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/203 "2018-07-13T03:49:09Z")
Of course she’s not taking my calls. No gift from me. So , next Christmas I expect\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/204 "2018-07-13T05:00:25Z")
… a lump of coal, and that’s only if she’s feeling generous. The only good thing about family squabbles is … ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/205 "2018-07-13T07:40:37Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > The only good thing about family squabbles is … … you save a lot of money of gifts. Last night I dreamt … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/206 "2018-07-13T07:57:30Z")
Of a Christmas in the great north. Got snowed in, starved and died. Oh well, it started out good. In my winter wonderland things\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/207 "2018-07-13T08:09:34Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > In my winter wonderland things\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. 60’F. The whole universe was. . . ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/208 "2018-07-13T09:34:51Z")
. . . filled with wonder. Throwing caution to the wind, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/209 "2018-07-13T10:02:22Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#): > > Throwing caution to the wind, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ jumped his bones. So the pharmacy was sold out of condoms? When am I going to be in Haiti again. All your base. . . ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/210 "2018-07-13T10:31:52Z")
Are belong to banks. Reverse mortgaging all my base… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/211 "2018-07-13T12:03:46Z")
…are a good idea (and you trust Fonzie, don’t you?). It was the best of times… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/212 "2018-07-13T12:36:14Z")
it was the wurst of times. So I left the German sausage factory, thinking to myself, "Self, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/213 "2018-07-13T18:22:31Z")
… that’s it. I’m going vegetarian. So I headed for the supermarket’s produce section, where … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/214 "2018-07-13T19:10:29Z")
I found only bacon-flavored rutabagas and steak-flavored carrots. Frustrated, I demanded to speak to the manager, and told her, "\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/215 "2018-07-13T19:18:38Z")
“It’s my sister’s birthday today, and I need some nonmeat flavored zucchini, Brussels sprouts would work, too.” She looked at me and replied… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/216 "2018-07-13T23:22:24Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > She looked at me and replied… …“You said Brussel_ **s** _ sprouts. I want to have your baby.” “I’ll bet you even know…” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/217 "2018-07-14T01:31:06Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > …“You said Brussel_ **s** _ sprouts. I want to have your baby.” > “I’ll bet you even know…” “How on earth an ant breast feeds?” “Recently actor Tom Arnold was arrested for…” ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/218 "2018-07-14T04:06:19Z")
dancing poorly in a bowling alley. You mentioned Brussels sprouts and it makes me feel so sexy I think we should… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/219 "2018-07-14T04:13:38Z")
Grow some. The future looks bright. I put on my shades and went\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/220 "2018-07-14T04:15:35Z")
to find a quiet corner of the produce aisle so you could ravish me there. Whenever I find a couple really enjoying themselves in the produce aisle, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=12)