# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/221 "2018-07-14T04:56:54Z")
Do my best Chauncy Gardener impersonation, and intone, “I like to watch.” The truth is, if I want to watch something sexy, I look at \_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/222 "2018-07-14T05:26:27Z")
the Zoo. Cause, I am weird. The Zebra had a problem\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/223 "2018-07-14T05:31:17Z")
…with differential equations. The first step to solving difficulties eq’s is… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/224 "2018-07-14T05:44:58Z")
…started painting ceramic skulls for Day of the Dead celebrations. My creations were a little different in that… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/225 "2018-07-14T06:01:24Z")
… I chose to paint skulls as if it were Thanksgiving instead. So I use paints that are … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/226 "2018-07-14T06:26:51Z")
Invisible. I think they look prettier that way. My artistically challenged grey cells\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/227 "2018-07-14T07:13:47Z")
… demand that I use putty knives instead of paintbrushes. Still, my attempts have been lauded by … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/228 "2018-07-14T09:09:10Z")
…the ghost of Roger Ebert. He rates the afterlife… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/229 "2018-07-14T11:09:15Z")
. . . two thumbs up. He’s creating a screenplay in the afterlife called \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/230 "2018-07-14T12:04:08Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#): > > He’s creating a screenplay in the afterlife called \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ _Bury Me with Thumbs Up_. It takes two to. . . ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/231 "2018-07-14T13:03:10Z")
. . . carry a piano to another place. It takes three to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/232 "2018-07-14T13:16:15Z")
make a jazz trio. Smooth jazz is completely pointless unless… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/233 "2018-07-14T14:04:47Z")
…you’re trying to go to sleep. While in Slumberland, be sure to… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/234 "2018-07-14T21:57:39Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > While in Slumberland, be sure to… Look for Nobody. I need two messengers because\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/235 "2018-07-14T23:12:10Z")
the first one can’t multitask. I’m great at multitasking because I can… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/236 "2018-07-15T00:44:46Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > I’m great at multitasking because I can… …fingerspell D-O-G on one hand, and C-A-T on the other, at the same time. This is where the party ends. . . ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/237 "2018-07-15T06:34:18Z")
…it ends with tongue kissing the host. I am not the host but I will accept… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/238 "2018-07-15T07:05:23Z")
…a crack rock and a reach around. Some people like the crack cocaine … ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/239 "2018-07-15T07:07:39Z")
> [@boson](#): > > I am not the host but I will accept… …payment for anything you broke. To make a long story. . . ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/240 "2018-07-15T07:09:11Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Some people like the crack cocaine … some people like cracked lobster. Go figure. To make a long story. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=13)