# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/241 "2018-07-15T07:19:52Z")
…, I simply make it up as I talk for three or four hours. Writing it down would … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/242 "2018-07-15T07:40:45Z")
An exercise in humility. When I feel humble I am\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/243 "2018-07-15T12:12:00Z")
just confused about how awesome I really am. I need to mow the yard, but… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/244 "2018-07-15T13:27:35Z")
> [@Alpha\_Twit](#): > > I need to mow the yard, but… My neighbor keeps calling the cops on me for cutting his grass. Ahhh, a beautiful sunday, the perfect time to… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/245 "2018-07-15T14:31:41Z")
. . . take a nap in a hammock in the sun. What I’ll do instead is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/246 "2018-07-15T20:26:58Z")
… play some golf, since I don’t have a hammock. The golf course should be in good shape, since … ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/247 "2018-07-15T20:45:45Z")
Only white people are allowed on the premises. It’s only fair to stuff yourself by cleaning your plate because there are people in poor countries who\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/248 "2018-07-15T23:44:08Z")
would do the same. I don’t care for Sunday nights because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/249 "2018-07-16T02:34:43Z")
… they just remind me that Monday is coming. Thursday nights, however, are great because … ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/250 "2018-07-16T03:15:51Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > … they just remind me that Monday is coming. > > Thursday nights, however, are great because … That’s the night we get our 15 minute phone call! Unfortunately, being locked up in a mental ward means I don’t have anybody to\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/251 "2018-07-16T03:39:29Z")
bake me cakes. One time I was very scared because… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/252 "2018-07-16T03:54:48Z")
They let us in the kitchen to cook (there were knives). I love to eat when someone else\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/253 "2018-07-16T03:59:11Z")
eats more than me. I should go to bed, but… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/254 "2018-07-16T04:07:39Z")
Kate Upton is demanding I ravish her in the produce aisle instead. I swear, if that girl doesn’t leave me alone, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/255 "2018-07-16T05:24:07Z")
…there will be death…by snusnu! A shattered pelvis… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/256 "2018-07-16T05:25:58Z")
…I’ll let my gut back out and remove the softpacks. If I could accomplish just one thing this coming week, it would be… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/257 "2018-07-16T05:28:47Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > …there will be death…by snusnu! > > A shattered pelvis… Is the punishment God doles out to those who engage in deviant sex. Have you stopped beating your\_\_\_\_? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/258 "2018-07-16T06:06:51Z")
I’m not sure where we are, as there seems to have been some confusion, so I will go with this: > [@boson](#): > > If I could accomplish just one thing this coming week, it would be… … to play my usual Wednesday afternoon golf game. Peace and quiet on the course are only interrupted by … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/259 "2018-07-16T06:09:38Z")
…ninjas stealth murdering the caddies. Have you stopped beating your… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/260 "2018-07-16T06:12:05Z")
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