# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/261 "2018-07-16T06:14:14Z")
…, ninjas are a major problem so bring plenty of ninja spray. Have you stopped beating your… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/262 "2018-07-16T11:45:07Z")
. . . rug lately; it needs more cleaning. Repetition is the mother of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/263 "2018-07-16T13:24:56Z")
… repetition. All the world’s a stage, and … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/264 "2018-07-16T13:50:24Z")
**Please use Preview Post to make sure you’re responding to the most-recent post. Thanks!** none of us are being paid nearly enough for our costarring roles. Shakespeare really knew what he was talking about when \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/265 "2018-07-16T15:39:33Z")
he wrote “to be or not to be,” they seem to be the available options. In Romeo and Juliet those kids are just idiots because… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/266 "2018-07-16T15:44:18Z")
. . . their parents might have come around to their view like most parents do when their kids show commitment. True love is always \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/267 "2018-07-16T15:48:12Z")
elusive when you meticulously point out every single flaw of the women you’re dating. My last girlfriend thought I was perfect; \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/268 "2018-07-16T16:58:43Z")
. . . she left me for someone less intimidating. In my next girlfriend, I’m looking for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/269 "2018-07-16T18:02:08Z")
someone with both a pulse and low standards. If I were any more picky, you’d better believe \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/270 "2018-07-16T18:55:11Z")
. . . I’d expect some hair too. I look for all my girlfriends at the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/271 "2018-07-16T18:59:55Z")
… local whore house. After work, I plan … ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/272 "2018-07-16T21:27:36Z")
… to run a few errands, before heading home. Among the things I’ll get, are … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/273 "2018-07-16T22:49:55Z")
…Herpes, syphilis, and maybe some pizza. During the last herpes outbreak… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/274 "2018-07-16T23:00:09Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > During the last herpes outbreak… …we found out how many people think “herpe” is the singular form. When in trouble, when in in doubt,\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/275 "2018-07-16T23:39:09Z")
please do not contact me. I got in trouble when I … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/276 "2018-07-16T23:55:50Z")
…barged into the town council meeting and performed lewd acts. Cameras can detect… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/277 "2018-07-17T00:06:06Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Cameras can detect… …things going on when we are too bored to be paying attention-- which is when the good stuff suddenly happens. Call me. . . ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/278 "2018-07-17T00:41:49Z")
when you have no problems and no doubts. I mistyped a text yesterday it ended up saying… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/279 "2018-07-17T03:17:05Z")
… “I’m just heading out to take my god for a walk.” While on our walk, my dog … ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/280 "2018-07-17T05:57:59Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > … “I’m just heading out to take my god for a walk.” > > While on our walk, my dog … Saw a god being walked and barked. Nobody is above the law, not even\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=15)