# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/281 "2018-07-17T06:01:42Z")
Steven Segal. One morning I opened my door and Steven Segal… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/282 "2018-07-17T14:02:58Z")
asked me if I had six large pepperoni-and-anchovy pizzas I could immediately feed him. So of course I said, “Steven, I’d love to, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/283 "2018-07-17T14:20:57Z")
…you’re a washed-up pot bellied wanker and no longer relevant." He then attacked me with … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/284 "2018-07-17T16:43:41Z")
…a neatly folded newspaper, causing me near-lethal paper cuts! Fortunately, the milk… ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/285 "2018-07-17T19:14:45Z")
. . . acted like a salve to the paper cuts. Then in walks Katey Sagal (no relation), who starts screaming \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/286 "2018-07-17T19:24:53Z")
“Leave him alone, Steven, or so help me, I will personally see to it that you never eat pizza for the rest of your worthless, bloated, no-tal, D-list life!” I must say, Steven seemed to take affront to that, and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/287 "2018-07-17T20:20:18Z")
Stomped a kitten. So mean. I never saw any of his movies, I would rather\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/288 "2018-07-17T21:53:03Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I never saw any of his movies, I would rather\_\_\_\_\_\_. eat roadkill. This is my letter. . . ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/289 "2018-07-17T22:30:53Z")
…to my congresscritter. Dear Representative Doucherocket… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/290 "2018-07-18T02:22:55Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Dear Representative Doucherocket… …please eat a sprocket and a locket, then socket - - - to me. I then further maligned him by writing\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/291 "2018-07-18T03:19:15Z")
… “Representative Doucherocket Sucks” on the wall opposite his local office, so that every time he looks out the window, he will know that he sucks. While watching the All-Star baseball game … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/292 "2018-07-18T03:30:27Z")
I dreamed of my own baseball career. Such as it was. I like to joke _Spoons_ and his athletic skills because they are\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/293 "2018-07-18T03:34:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I like to joke _Spoons_ and his athletic skills because they are\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. So laughable. As long as i was attracted, I’d definitely date a\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/294 "2018-07-18T03:50:43Z")
lemur, capybara or marmoset, but only if Mom said it was OK. Mom is usually pretty easy-going about interspecies dating, but I have to admit, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/295 "2018-07-18T04:11:14Z")
… she had a point when she said, “Mammals only.” After all, the problem with dating a turtle is … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/296 "2018-07-18T04:28:49Z")
…they are usually racist shitbag Tae Kwon Do instructors. Flipping through the channels… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/297 "2018-07-18T04:32:23Z")
Nothing bad. They are snappy dressers, after all. My pet box turtle used to say\_\_\_\_\_. Ninja’d…sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/298 "2018-07-18T05:06:04Z")
I’ll go with this one. > [@snfaulkner](#): > > Flipping through the channels… I found “Racist Shitbag Tae Kwon Do Turtles,” on channel 306; but I opted instead to watch … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/299 "2018-07-18T05:29:43Z")
_Pet Box Turtles Say the Darnedest Things._ I was a little surprised to learn it’s won a Peabody Award and six Emmys; after all, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/300 "2018-07-18T05:39:44Z")
… the turtles, being unable to speak English, say nothing we can understand. Still, the show is enjoyable, because … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=16)