# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/322 "2018-07-18T23:09:53Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Heck, sometimes, he even runs from … … bugs. He barks at the mailman, though. I don’t care. . . ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/323 "2018-07-18T23:57:14Z")
…if it rains or freezes. As long as I got my… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/324 "2018-07-18T23:57:31Z")
Popsicles. I am only alarmed\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/325 "2018-07-19T00:13:28Z")
when I realize I’m sober and I’m committing lewd acts. So, being drunk… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/326 "2018-07-19T00:19:19Z")
…is in my immediate future again. “12 beers please” I said… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/327 "2018-07-19T03:47:23Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > “12 beers please” I said… …though I didn’t say who they pleased. Nor did I specify \_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/328 "2018-07-19T04:08:46Z")
… the brand of beer. I would hate if they gave me … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/329 "2018-07-19T04:18:11Z")
Ginger beer. I always wanted red hair, but\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/330 "2018-07-19T04:48:55Z")
… the girl with it wouldn’t date me. So, instead, my date to the high school dance had … ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/331 "2018-07-19T05:13:12Z")
… a surprisingly strong left hook. I still think of her when I … ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/332 "2018-07-19T05:15:04Z")
a peg leg and an eye patch. After I had my fifth mug of grog… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/333 "2018-07-19T05:32:40Z")
> [@Alpha\_Twit](#): > > a peg leg and an eye patch. > > After I had my fifth mug of grog… Oops, sorry. Missed it. Just ignore my schmuckery. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/334 "2018-07-19T05:37:04Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > … a surprisingly strong left hook. > > I still think of her when I … …play Mike tyson’s punch out. Much schmuckery happens… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/335 "2018-07-19T06:27:37Z")
When the neighborhood ladies start punching and gouging. The kids seem to\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/336 "2018-07-19T06:58:38Z")
Murder each other for pogs. Are pogs… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/337 "2018-07-19T16:51:30Z")
those little annoying sea birds from the last _Star Wars_ movie? I’m sure they weren’t stoats, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/338 "2018-07-19T20:06:20Z")
have you ever been to Orson Bean’s Stoat World? It’s a family-friendly… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/339 "2018-07-19T21:55:13Z")
…tourist trap in Blawnox, Pennsylvania with several lawsuits pending against it. The worst one involves… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/340 "2018-07-19T23:23:59Z")
… something that is illegal in 32 states, and six foreign countries. But the pending lawsuits are likely to … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/341 "2018-07-19T23:51:59Z")
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