# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/342 "2018-07-19T23:59:56Z")

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…I whipped it out and made a devil’s face when my sentence was read.

I was in court because i had been arrested and charged with…

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/343 "2018-07-20T00:08:03Z")

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being so DAMN sexy!

The last time I went to a night club, I…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/344 "2018-07-20T00:09:36Z")

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…impersonated an officer…and performed lewd acts.

If you would like to hear your options in English, press…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/345 "2018-07-20T01:19:49Z")

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My skirt.

I am skirting the issue by\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/346 "2018-07-20T01:32:33Z")

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I am skirting the issue by wearing hot pants.

My dog pants because …

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/347 "2018-07-20T01:40:47Z")

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I’m wearing hot pants. We’re weird that way.

Being weird can be interesting as long as you…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/348 "2018-07-20T01:43:57Z")

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…don’t get caught performing lewd acts.

Given the choices of door #1, door #2, and the mystery box…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/349 "2018-07-20T02:04:44Z")

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… always choose Door Number 3, because if Monty didn’t mention it, there’s gotta be something good behind it.

Unless, of course, Monty didn’t mention Door Number 3 because …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/350 "2018-07-20T02:58:04Z")

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It was a trip to no-wheresville. Close to where I live, by the way.  
We could meet at the\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/351 "2018-07-20T03:14:07Z")

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…burned out meth lab. No, not the one you’re thinking of. The other one.

Come to think of it, there are burned out meth labs…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/352 "2018-07-20T05:16:01Z")

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… all over the east side.

So let’s instead meet up at …

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/353 "2018-07-20T05:58:01Z")

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…the Andy Williams’ Blue Moon theater in Branson.

From there…

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/354 "2018-07-20T13:37:13Z")

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. . . we’ll travel to Paris.

I hear the food is great there; we can order \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/355 "2018-07-20T15:10:29Z")

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takeout.

The last time I had food delivered…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/356 "2018-07-20T17:18:37Z")

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…it was delivered by Danny DeVito himself.  
While eating pizza, I listen to…

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/357 "2018-07-20T17:18:38Z")

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> [@Patx2](#):
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> takeout.
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> The last time I had food delivered…

…they forgot the rice.  
Either the wallpaper goes. . .

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/358 "2018-07-20T18:43:14Z")

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or you go.

I’m ok either way because…

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/359 "2018-07-21T00:25:45Z")

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…Both sexes turn me on.

I can’t continue to feed this growing\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/360 "2018-07-21T02:39:38Z")

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…whatever it is in my mind, but

don’t think that requires you to …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/361 "2018-07-21T02:56:45Z")

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pick me, love me or whatev.  
When I watch ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ I always\_\_\_\_\_.

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