# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/362 "2018-07-21T09:34:12Z")

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… turn the sound off during commercials.

Funny thing, that show just gets me …

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/363 "2018-07-21T13:22:45Z")

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. . . stressed about health problems.  
I’d prefer to watch. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/364 "2018-07-21T13:35:42Z")

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…Legion and support Danny Haller for president.

After mutants take over the world, we’ll see…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/365 "2018-07-21T22:39:57Z")

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… the joke, “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos” made illegal.

But not much else will change because …

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/366 "2018-07-21T23:13:17Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> But not much else will change because …

…people are harder to change than the tires on a VW.  
It’s my party. . .

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/367 "2018-07-21T23:17:44Z")

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So cry if you must.

I never party without\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/368 "2018-07-22T03:38:23Z")

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… plenty of tissues to mop up the tears.

Strangely enough, at funerals …

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/369 "2018-07-22T04:23:01Z")

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But that doesn’t matter much,

Because I have …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/370 "2018-07-22T05:42:11Z")

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A serious case of immortality.  
I am not vampire but I am\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/371 "2018-07-22T07:33:51Z")

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… strangely attracted to other peoples’ blood.

Except for those people who …

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/372 "2018-07-22T10:21:27Z")

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… also have an affinity for blood.

And now I find …

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/373 "2018-07-22T13:11:47Z")

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myself doing the Hokey-Pokey.

After the meds wore off…

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/374 "2018-07-22T18:43:18Z")

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I turned myself around.

When I turn around too quickly…

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/375 "2018-07-22T18:49:44Z")

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. . . I become discombobulated.  
When I see someone online with their hair on fire, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/376 "2018-07-22T19:51:00Z")

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… resolve not to buy drugs from _that_ guy again.

Later today, I plan to …

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/377 "2018-07-22T19:56:07Z")

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… sit on the front porch and watch the world go by.

I usually enjoy a summer shower, except …

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/378 "2018-07-23T01:02:33Z")

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once in awhile a bath is nice.

One time I was taking a bubble bath…

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/379 "2018-07-23T01:23:51Z")

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> [@Patx2](#):
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> One time I was taking a bubble bath…

I realized how creepy those Mr. Bubble commercials were.  
Seriously, would it have killed you to. . .

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/380 "2018-07-23T01:30:38Z")

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Let me have a private bath?

When I see peepers I always\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/381 "2018-07-23T04:18:08Z")

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… think, “Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers?”

I tried to get my cat to play wih my laser pointer, but …

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