# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/21 "2018-07-02T23:06:31Z")
… 7-Up instead of water, and it didn’t work out well. I went to the library, but ended up … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/22 "2018-07-02T23:17:03Z")
… in jail for lewd acts. While in jail… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/23 "2018-07-03T02:38:49Z")
, it is generally advisable not to brag about the many profitable years you spent as a police informant. The SDMB Postcard Exchange this summer \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/24 "2018-07-03T02:50:37Z")
^^^^^was quite the experience. The last time I wrote a real pen and paper letter it was\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/25 "2018-07-03T02:52:12Z")
A ransom note/communist manifesto. When I close my eyes I can… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/26 "2018-07-03T03:50:00Z")
…more easily walk into walls…with a decent excuse. When I cover my ears… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/27 "2018-07-03T04:45:39Z")
…the voices telling me to kill grow louder. Screaming to make them stop does… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/28 "2018-07-03T05:04:56Z")
… nothing but annoy the cat. The last time I had a drink at a bar … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/29 "2018-07-03T05:06:30Z")
…I wound up in jail for lewd acts. After my second offense… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/30 "2018-07-03T07:24:26Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > …I wound up in jail for lewd acts. > > After my second offense… I realized i needed to figure out better ways to conceal my drinking and driving. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/31 "2018-07-03T12:52:16Z")
… hugely endowed? Is that a nose on your face or … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/32 "2018-07-03T15:11:44Z")
are you a bird disguised as a human? When I eat waffles… ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/33 "2018-07-03T15:55:40Z")
I like to make sure each indent has its share of butter and syrup. When the electricity goes out… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/34 "2018-07-03T17:44:52Z")
… I stumble around in the dark, trying to find a flashlight. While I was at the supermarket yesterday … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/35 "2018-07-03T17:49:41Z")
…the limes and the coconuts were conspiring to overthrow the produce section. One time, at band camp, … ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/36 "2018-07-03T18:34:05Z")
…someone dropped movie references that completely went by me. If at first you don’t succeed… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/37 "2018-07-03T21:23:25Z")
…then you suck at everything, you loser! Asking randos on the internet has… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/38 "2018-07-03T21:29:35Z")
Led to an incurable STD, losing my home, my marriage and my car. Nothing is better than… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/39 "2018-07-03T22:12:59Z")
^^^going to jail for a lewd act. When I was on the witness stand\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/40 "2018-07-03T22:20:34Z")
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