# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/382 "2018-07-23T04:31:40Z")
…but his paws couldn’t push the button and he ended up smacking it behind the fridge. Jumping off the bridge proved… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/383 "2018-07-23T05:00:47Z")
… that water can be as hard as concrete. Thankfully, I got through the water’s surface, and … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/384 "2018-07-23T05:31:15Z")
…and dragged to the depths madness bu an indescribable horror of the deep. Madness consumed… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/385 "2018-07-23T05:38:05Z")
…did a little underwater sightseeing. I didn’t see much because… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/386 "2018-07-23T05:50:59Z")
Madness consumed. That reminds me, I am starving\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/387 "2018-07-23T05:54:07Z")
…a drifter chained up in my basement so his skin gets nice and loose. After skinning him… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/388 "2018-07-23T23:22:23Z")
… I’m going to kick back with a cold beer. After all, performing such a task … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/389 "2018-07-24T04:36:08Z")
…can wear the victim’s fingers to the bones. One thing I will never do with my fingers is… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/390 "2018-07-24T05:52:45Z")
… play “Cat’s Cradle.” The string always gets tangled, and … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/391 "2018-07-24T06:30:19Z")
I get confused. Nope. No fun. I want go bowling, but\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/392 "2018-07-24T06:40:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I want go bowling, but\_\_\_\_\_\_. Bowling is for squares and I am most certainly NOT a square, thankyouverymuch. I was bowling back in '79 when i met\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/393 "2018-07-24T14:39:21Z")
Tony Orlando and Dawn. Once I tied… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/394 "2018-07-24T15:16:46Z")
… a yellow ribbon around a \*young \*oak tree just to be different. Tony Orlando starts his day … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/395 "2018-07-24T16:32:44Z")
by skinning a starving drifter, whenever he can get one. I sure hope Mr. Orlando doesn’t sue me for defamation, because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/396 "2018-07-24T18:07:13Z")
… I have better lawyers than he has. I once knocked three times on the ceiling … ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/397 "2018-07-24T18:51:46Z")
…and got plaster dust in my eyes and hair. I immediately made an appointment… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/398 "2018-07-25T04:08:28Z")
… with a drywall contractor. He provided an estimate that … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/399 "2018-07-25T04:15:11Z")
…I’m pretty sure would be considered a war crime. I locked him in my basement… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/400 "2018-07-25T04:31:52Z")
…and played rock paper scissors until I won. That was when I made him… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/401 "2018-07-25T13:41:11Z")
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