# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/402 "2018-07-25T14:59:56Z")
us drinks and asked where I’d been all his life. I told him… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/403 "2018-07-26T00:00:33Z")
I was a drifter, I didn’t like putting down roots. So I asked him… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/404 "2018-07-26T00:03:52Z")
…his name and in a raspy voice he said “yoda” Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda When asked about slime creatures… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/405 "2018-07-26T01:20:10Z")
I get out the salt.(hate them slugs). I made microwave popcorn then\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/406 "2018-07-26T02:02:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I made microwave popcorn then\_\_\_\_\_\_. Rolled up that broccoli. ������ The only time i will eat broccoli is when it comes with a big, fat\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/407 "2018-07-26T02:48:14Z")
Waitress to serve it to me. I am terminally\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/408 "2018-07-26T03:15:38Z")
… challenged. Because every time I go to the bus terminal … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/409 "2018-07-26T04:03:35Z")
I find my ship has sailed. I want to go to\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/410 "2018-07-26T04:23:40Z")
…the You Like Needles, Do Ya? tattoo parlor. I just gotta get the name of my girlfriend covered with… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/411 "2018-07-26T04:35:56Z")
…something less obscene. My mom never liked me dating… ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/412 "2018-07-26T04:50:04Z")
…her twin sister, and I suspect she’s fooled me a couple of times. As the hotdog rolled slowly down the steps… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/413 "2018-07-26T05:04:53Z")
…I knew my life had changed forever; but then I noticed the mustard stain on my tie. The riverboat captain and the priest wondered if… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/414 "2018-07-26T05:23:59Z")
… they’d ever walk into a bar together, and be the subject of a joke. The captain thought so, but the priest … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/415 "2018-07-26T05:29:10Z")
Went out and bought a kangaroo. I am jumpy because\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/416 "2018-07-26T05:41:56Z")
…of The 'Nam, man! During my last tour in country… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/417 "2018-07-26T07:34:34Z")
… I spent a little too much time at the souvenir stand, and the tour bus left without me. So, in order to get to my destination, I had to … ---
**Author:** ![sabernode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@sabernode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sabernode)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/418 "2018-07-26T07:43:14Z")
…rob a clown in 80s clothing. He tried to call the cops but, I… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/419 "2018-07-26T09:44:18Z")
> [@sabernode](#): > > …rob a clown in 80s clothing. > > He tried to call the cops but, I… …knocked his phone out of his hand with a move I learned from watching Jackie Chan movies. That darned cat. . . ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/420 "2018-07-26T15:02:27Z")
was kind of a lame movie - even as Disney goes. When I’m in the mood for… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/421 "2018-07-26T15:32:39Z")
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