# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/442 "2018-07-28T05:09:26Z")

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…went missing 4 yrs ago.

The cause of death was determined to be…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/443 "2018-07-28T05:20:59Z")

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…suffocation by shower curtain.

If the pineapple looks like it’s smiling…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/444 "2018-07-28T05:25:29Z")

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Invite him in.

Otherwise fruit cocktail\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/445 "2018-07-28T09:24:51Z")

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… would be the default from here on in.

In other news, this little guy had quite the adventure when …

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/446 "2018-07-28T09:51:36Z")

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… he found only televisions watching him.

Then he only watched back because …

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/447 "2018-07-28T12:59:50Z")

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…he craved the attention.

That man went on to become…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/448 "2018-07-28T13:58:36Z")

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…the smiling pineapple currently relaxing on your davenport.

Now turn off the TV if you want…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/449 "2018-07-28T14:38:40Z")

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…and go outside and play.

The friendly neighbors…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/450 "2018-07-28T17:03:52Z")

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Are living in a pinespple under the sea.  
So we planned a\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/451 "2018-07-28T17:23:48Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> So we planned a\_\_\_\_\_\_.

fishing trip, and Mai Tais.  
Nice hat. . .

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/452 "2018-07-28T17:26:51Z")

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you’ve really got the head for it.

Thinking about…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/453 "2018-07-28T17:30:07Z")

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…offering a hat to the smiling pineapple on the davenport.

Care to finish my…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/454 "2018-07-28T17:39:49Z")

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Peanut butter sammich?  
I missed my ride to\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/455 "2018-07-28T18:15:28Z")

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Funkytown; won’t you take me?

The line-dancing cowboys never feel like…

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/456 "2018-07-28T18:34:02Z")

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. . . sitting down.

Tonight will be the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/457 "2018-07-28T18:51:11Z")

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Folksong Karaoke team challenge.  
I am seeded\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/458 "2018-07-29T03:42:38Z")

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…weeded and beated.

Tomorrow will be my day to…

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/459 "2018-07-29T03:50:42Z")

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eat a muffin and go back to bed. Repeat as needed.

I Ilike to spread my bran muffin with…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/460 "2018-07-29T03:55:20Z")

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You don’t want to know.  
I like to spread out my\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/461 "2018-07-29T04:08:31Z")

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…weasel skins on the bed and pretend they’re rabbit skins.

Did you know weasel meat…

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