# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/462 "2018-07-29T04:22:58Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Did you know weasel meat… …you can have as much of as you want? because no one else will eat it. A 4,000 Watt radio station in Fresno. . . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/463 "2018-07-29T04:36:53Z")
Is run on weasels instead of hamsters. What next? Groundhogs? My pet ferret is\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/464 "2018-07-29T04:41:43Z")
…weaseling out of dinner with my mom again. A glamorous lady on your arm at midnight is worth… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/465 "2018-07-29T05:14:23Z")
…about $40k on the organ black market. Wholesale. Breaking through the clouds… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/466 "2018-07-29T05:31:38Z")
… the aircraft headed for its cruising altitude. Then, when they brought the beverage cart around … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/467 "2018-07-29T06:44:27Z")
I wanted a drink but ‘no dice’ the lady in front got the onion juice. Dang, what a bummer! I flew on til\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/468 "2018-07-29T14:37:09Z")
the plane landed. When I went to collect my luggage… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/469 "2018-07-29T14:45:07Z")
…the deviled eggs I ate on the plane suddenly felt like a demon in my soul, but also my bowels. The chicken on the road saw… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/470 "2018-07-29T21:24:04Z")
…no reason for all the jokes made at its expense and plotted its revenge upon the world. Step #1:… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/471 "2018-07-29T22:04:56Z")
Hop off the curb. Step #2\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/472 "2018-07-29T22:07:45Z")
… Proudly march across the pavement. Step #3: … ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/473 "2018-07-29T23:35:16Z")
Never comes during rush hour. The roadkill in front of the governor’s mansion… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/474 "2018-07-30T01:05:56Z")
…was large, orange and had an oddly blond wig. News Center 8… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/475 "2018-07-30T01:15:03Z")
Was fake news, after all. So they fired\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/476 "2018-07-30T02:29:08Z")
all the janitors. Then, when they … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/477 "2018-07-30T02:47:55Z")
Discovered all the hidden garbage they lamented their dumb decision. So, they make a new decision to\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/478 "2018-07-30T15:02:36Z")
invest heavily in the Acme Buggy Whips Co. That didn’t exactly work out, either, and when the SEC came calling, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/479 "2018-07-30T21:39:55Z")
…they barricaded the door and handed out the firearms to the remaining personnel. After the firefight… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/480 "2018-07-30T21:59:19Z")
Shell casings were gathered and counted. The reason being\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/481 "2018-07-31T02:54:24Z")
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