# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/482 "2018-07-31T03:14:50Z")
…throw a bitching kegger. Cheap beer never… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/483 "2018-07-31T04:04:18Z")
…me laid. Maybe I should… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/484 "2018-07-31T04:06:09Z")
Stick to wine like a clinging vine. The next morning\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/485 "2018-07-31T04:53:43Z")
… you’ll realize that wine was not a good choice either. Maybe you should just … ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/486 "2018-07-31T04:58:40Z")
…move straight to meth addiction and REALLY have some stories to tell at Thanksgiving. Mashed potatoes taste best when they have… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/487 "2018-07-31T05:02:54Z")
Been cooked by anyone other than myself. I like being catered to and\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/488 "2018-07-31T05:03:31Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Mashed potatoes taste best when they have… …Parmesan cheese mixed in. The worst thing about “farm-to-table”. . . ---
**Author:** ![jsntodd10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@jsntodd10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsntodd10)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/489 "2018-07-31T05:26:46Z")
…is that it can be expensive at times. How can a man cheat… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/490 "2018-07-31T05:58:29Z")
… at cards, when all players at the table are also cheaters? It is so hard to make a dishonest living nowadays that … ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/491 "2018-07-31T08:23:50Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > It is so hard to make a dishonest living nowadays that … …honesty is considered cheating. 'Twas brillig. . . ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/492 "2018-07-31T17:12:15Z")
and those damn slithy toves really irritated the hell out of me, so I stomped all over them. Skipped earlier: I like being catered to and\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/493 "2018-07-31T17:14:35Z")
…hang the expense. Lewis Carroll asked me to dine, and… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/494 "2018-07-31T23:14:16Z")
… I was glad that it was a dinner invitation, instead of one for a tea party. Just glad that I didn’t encounter the Cheshire Cat, because … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/495 "2018-07-31T23:19:52Z")
…I’m more of a Cheshire Dog person. Using a flamingo as a mallet… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/496 "2018-07-31T23:33:38Z")
really makes the feathers go flying. One time a psychic told me… ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/497 "2018-08-01T00:35:36Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > One time a psychic told me… …I’d have two sons. She was wrong. The story you have just seen. . . ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/498 "2018-08-01T00:40:04Z")
…is true. And by true I mean false. It’s all lies, but they are entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is no. I’m Leonard… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/499 "2018-08-01T01:02:13Z")
Nimoy’s nephew’s son’s third grade teacher; I have a pocket full of red Lifesavers. The elephant wandered dangerously close to… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/500 "2018-08-01T02:56:33Z")
…forgetting where the burial ground was. But she found it but realized… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/501 "2018-08-01T03:15:25Z")
… that without headstones, she had no idea where her family plot was. So, she left her flowers in the middle, and … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=26)