# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/522 "2018-08-02T15:14:50Z")
fart. My goldfish has taught me that… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/523 "2018-08-02T21:24:31Z")
…there is no escape that doesn’t result in death. KaPOW… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/524 "2018-08-02T21:42:14Z")
Ka-blooie and bam! The comics I read are\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/525 "2018-08-02T21:45:51Z")
…all bazooka joe wrappers. The bombs dropped… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/526 "2018-08-03T06:19:13Z")
Were bad jokes. I was heckled mercilessly. So I quit my stand up career for\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/527 "2018-08-03T06:40:25Z")
… driving a taxi instead. One rainy night, I picked up a passenger named Sue, who wanted to go to … ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/528 "2018-08-03T13:38:17Z")
to the bathroom, but I told her “not in my cab you don’t.” Another thing about being a cabbie is… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/529 "2018-08-03T13:53:41Z")
… trying to avoid wrecks while watching couples do the dirty behind you in the rearview mirror. The movie I want to see is … ---
**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/530 "2018-08-04T02:18:39Z")
… never going to be made. But I’m interested in old time … ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/531 "2018-08-04T02:37:50Z")
…television shows that were never made. The albatross tasted… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/532 "2018-08-04T02:42:20Z")
Fishy and smelled worse around my neck! I am not gonna go out alone in my boat anymore because\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/533 "2018-08-04T04:02:24Z")
I forget to shower and I start smelling like last week’s bait. The last time I went fishing,… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/534 "2018-08-04T09:22:36Z")
… all I caught was a cold. I guess it didn’t help that I was trying to fish … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/535 "2018-08-04T18:15:33Z")
In the nude. In Canada, no less. I try not to\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/536 "2018-08-04T20:03:52Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I try not to\_\_\_\_\_. buy anymore pinball machines, but it’s becoming a habit. Happy families are. . . ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/537 "2018-08-05T03:54:11Z")
… those who enjoy doing things together, such as playing pinball. In fact, the last time I was in an arcade … ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/538 "2018-08-05T07:16:14Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > In fact, the last time I was in an arcade … …I played air hockey with my son. I almost got hit by a puck. . . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/539 "2018-08-05T07:29:58Z")
duck, a new species just discovered. I regret\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/540 "2018-08-05T08:59:12Z")
… playing air hockey. I should have just kept to playing … ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/541 "2018-08-05T10:15:26Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Who > I should have just kept to playing … Lost World. I got 14 games off one quarter, but then lost, so I figured I was pinballed out for the day, and wanted to play something with my son. Maybe we should have played Block-Out. Who lives in a pineapple. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=28)