# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/41 "2018-07-03T23:20:33Z")
… I got a lecture from my lawyer. It’s pouring rain outside, and … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/42 "2018-07-03T23:27:14Z")
I am going out there to play. After I got all wet I\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/43 "2018-07-03T23:31:07Z")
…contracted pneumonia, was hospitalized for 2 months, and forced into bankruptcy. My childlike wonder has… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/44 "2018-07-04T00:20:20Z")
cost me many jobs and promotions. When I’m near bubble wrap… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/45 "2018-07-04T01:03:24Z")
I feel compelled to pop every last damn one. I was talking to Cecil Adams just the other day, and he told me, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/46 "2018-07-04T01:11:07Z")
…to mind my own business, leave him alone, and for god’s sake but on some god damn pants before he calls the cops. My pants were… ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/47 "2018-07-04T01:39:51Z")
…where they should be, which is more than I can say for yours! The heat wave here is breaking, and \_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/48 "2018-07-04T01:53:51Z")
… so is the wind. I should find a sharp stick so I can \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/49 "2018-07-04T01:58:40Z")
…stick it in my pee-hole. I should seek counseling for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/50 "2018-07-04T01:59:53Z")
…my numerous arrests for lewd acts. The last time this happened… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/51 "2018-07-04T04:08:19Z")
… it didn’t turn out well. I had to put on a sweater because … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/52 "2018-07-04T04:12:40Z")
…I needed to hide the bloodstain on my shirt from the murdered hobo. The downward spiral began when… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/53 "2018-07-04T04:26:03Z")
I attributed naughty words to Cecil Adams in this thread. I never curse, myself; instead, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/54 "2018-07-04T04:31:11Z")
^^^^called my attorney, I am charged with lewd acts, again. When I get off the phone\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/55 "2018-07-04T04:31:27Z")
Internalize and suppress. The worst actor in the history of the world HAS to be… ETA: Simulpost with Beck ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/56 "2018-07-04T06:06:24Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > ^^^^called my attorney, I am charged with lewd acts, again. > When I get off the phone\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. I curse the name of who called me, break down in tears, turn the music back up, and open a beer. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > Internalize and suppress. > > The worst actor in the history of the world HAS to be… > ETA: Simulpost with Beck Charlemagne, because how often to I get to say charlemagne? The last time Charlemagne was brought up… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/57 "2018-07-04T06:22:25Z")
… I was asleep in history class, and failed the test. Now, I was awake for Henry VIII, and … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/58 "2018-07-04T07:11:58Z")
^^^^^^the big divorce. On my way to the chopping block\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/59 "2018-07-04T07:21:36Z")
… my trusty steed and henchmen appeared, defeated the king’s guardsmen, and we made our escape. One day, at archery practice, Little John said, … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/60 "2018-07-04T07:59:22Z")
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