# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/582 "2018-08-08T01:25:25Z")

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…I can wait for the mystery pills to do their thing.

The bartender…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/583 "2018-08-08T04:39:30Z")

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…is starting to turn green and grow a third head.

All-in-all, just another ordinary day in…

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/584 "2018-08-08T05:01:48Z")

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…which it is deja vu deja vu all day long.

Today I had a deja vu when I saw…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/585 "2018-08-08T05:05:36Z")

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Kids in the school supply aisle. A few days more and quiet stores to shop in.  
I was buying\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/586 "2018-08-08T05:46:26Z")

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… school supplies for the kids.

But the list of stuff the school requires–I mean really, do elementary school kids need …

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/587 "2018-08-08T13:19:27Z")

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… pencils and paper? I thought everything was online now.

Another strange thing about school nowadays is …

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/588 "2018-08-08T14:51:45Z")

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they sit around on laptops and don’t have as many verbal discussions.

Something I’d like to discuss is…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/589 "2018-08-08T19:27:01Z")

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why the kids in the neighborhood point at me and laugh whenever I walk my pet stoat, Mr. Vomit.

It’s enough to make me want to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/590 "2018-08-08T22:06:06Z")

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…run amok throughout the neighborhood with a curvy dagger.

Let’s seem them point and laugh when…

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/591 "2018-08-08T22:34:08Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Let’s seem them point and laugh when…

…they no longer have index fingers, Heh, Heh, Heh.  
I love my dead, gay. . .

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/592 "2018-08-08T23:22:55Z")

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And happy parrots memory. She said 20 cheerful phrases.

I am ordering a new \_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/593 "2018-08-08T23:29:02Z")

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…toaster over. The old one was haunted.

Exorcism proved…

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/594 "2018-08-08T23:37:06Z")

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the toaster demon diabolically prevented the bagel setting from actually work, so the new one I ordered matches my…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/595 "2018-08-09T03:18:09Z")

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… jumbo bagels.

They are difficult to find, though, so I usually …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/596 "2018-08-09T03:31:05Z")

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Forego for donuts instead.

My favorite donut tastes like\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/597 "2018-08-09T03:34:32Z")

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…cat food.

My cat smells like…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/598 "2018-08-09T04:28:45Z")

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… he cannot get enough of whatever he happens to be smelling.

Perhaps I need to stop …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/599 "2018-08-09T05:12:13Z")

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Spraying perfume on my cats.

Chanel#5 doesn’t mix well with\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/600 "2018-08-09T05:38:51Z")

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… Scotch.

What does mix well with Chanel No. 5 is …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/601 "2018-08-09T06:40:40Z")

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Love, baby, love!

Love means\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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