# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/622 "2018-08-10T22:44:40Z")

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… I get a decent pair of walking shoes.

Of course, they will have to be …

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/623 "2018-08-10T23:03:23Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> … I get a decent pair of walking shoes.
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> Of course, they will have to be …

… Skechers.

Who can turn the world on with. . .

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/624 "2018-08-10T23:16:43Z")

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a clap on clap off?

I’ll bet Mary Tyler Moore…

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/625 "2018-08-10T23:20:40Z")

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and I gave her a really nice hat for her birthday, but she lost it when…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/626 "2018-08-10T23:51:16Z")

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Rhoda decided to borrow it on a windy day.  
I don’t go out on\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/627 "2018-08-10T23:57:48Z")

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…the vernal equinox

Mainly because…

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/628 "2018-08-11T01:38:35Z")

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…I don’t know what it means.

I also don’t know the meaning of…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/629 "2018-08-11T02:01:59Z")

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…Christmas.

Something about the birth of santa…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/630 "2018-08-11T02:06:06Z")

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Had Mother Claus in a panic.  
All the Reindeer did\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/631 "2018-08-11T02:26:42Z")

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laugh and call Rudolph names, just like the song said.

But the actual reason they did that - no shit! - was because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/632 "2018-08-11T03:21:22Z")

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Those stinkin’ elves started a rumor.  
The were punished by\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/633 "2018-08-11T07:05:12Z")

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… the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Right now, Charles Dickens is …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/634 "2018-08-11T07:26:49Z")

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Sitting on a cloud thinking to himself “I coulda written about An Easter Carol, and made a bunch more bucks”  
The characters would be\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/635 "2018-08-11T08:36:50Z")

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… Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Teddy the Wonder Lizard.

Nobody likes Teddy because …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/636 "2018-08-11T16:28:11Z")

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He’s a slippery fellow.  
Lounge Lizards are a\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/637 "2018-08-11T23:45:53Z")

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Thing of the past.

But bar barracudas

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/638 "2018-08-12T00:34:09Z")

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are in the future? Really?  
At closing time\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/639 "2018-08-12T01:40:01Z")

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I hopped in my time machine, went back an hour, and ordered another three Saurian brandies.

My local pub doesn’t offer Saurian brandy, but you can get a pretty good \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/640 "2018-08-12T02:46:54Z")

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…herpes infection.

For happy hour…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/641 "2018-08-12T04:17:05Z")

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There is always the back room.  
I never go in the restroom in\_\_\_\_\_.

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