# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/642 "2018-08-12T05:27:29Z")

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…February. It’s such a short month.

But in March, haha, that’s when I…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/643 "2018-08-12T05:28:36Z")

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… feel a great sense of relief.

Then, in April …

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/644 "2018-08-12T05:39:52Z")

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…, when the murders began, …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/645 "2018-08-12T06:11:09Z")

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I forgot to finish my sentence.

So I started 2 more about\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/646 "2018-08-12T15:23:31Z")

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life in the fast lane.

When I’m driving in the fast lane

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/647 "2018-08-12T15:26:55Z")

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…I set the cruise control and take a nap.

Naps are the best when…

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/648 "2018-08-12T15:44:05Z")

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you bomb down the highway at 80 miles per hour, put the seat back, the windows all the way down and cranking some…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/649 "2018-08-12T22:26:40Z")

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… Carpenters and early Olivia Newton-John.

After all, Led Zeppelin and The Who and similar …

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/650 "2018-08-13T00:53:01Z")

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… noisy bands tend to keep you awake while driving.

When I drive on a couple Ambien, I tend to…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/651 "2018-08-13T01:31:24Z")

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…have weird dreams and wake up soaked in blood.

My trip to Ecuador…

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**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/652 "2018-08-13T01:58:17Z")

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was really fun, I met these really nice people who asked me to carry some suitcases back to America, imagine my surprise when I learned they contained…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/653 "2018-08-13T08:07:16Z")

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Live snakes. I freaked.

So I got to a phone\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/654 "2018-08-13T09:46:54Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Live snakes. I freaked.
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> So I got to a phone\_\_\_\_\_\_.

and left the snakes in the booth. Thank goodness there are still a few of those around.  
Speaking of obsolescence. . .

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/655 "2018-08-13T15:33:55Z")

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… CDs don’t play on my computer any more.

So I gathered them all together and …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/656 "2018-08-14T05:36:53Z")

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Tiled the bathroom.  
Surprisingly, because of the silver color, I was able to pick up\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/657 "2018-08-14T12:20:41Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Tiled the bathroom.  
> Surprisingly, because of the silver color, I was able to pick up\_\_\_\_\_.

on the fact that I really wasn’t cleaning the bathroom often enough. :dubious:  
Now is the winter. . .

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/658 "2018-08-14T12:36:18Z")

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but really I find that spring makes me more discontent.

My kingdom for…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/659 "2018-08-14T14:29:23Z")

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… a really good BLT. The bacon has to be crispy and not wilted like Wendy’s bacon burgers.

Speaking of bacon, I most commonly see pigs at …

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/660 "2018-08-15T02:17:38Z")

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… a farm.

But I see bacon …

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/661 "2018-08-15T02:21:16Z")

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…in my dreams.

Except that one nightmare where…

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