# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/702 "2018-08-23T02:43:33Z")
was my last time at a GWAR concert. At the grocery store, I saw “Cup-A-Haggis” for sale and I thought… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/703 "2018-08-23T04:02:16Z")
… “Now, if they put that in a special–say, buy one Cup-A-Haggis, get two bottles of Scotch free–I might actually buy it.” But they didn’t, so following my shopping list, I instead got … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/704 "2018-08-23T04:31:38Z")
…vienna sausages and marshmellow fluff. All part of a balanced diet. After opening and draining the sausages… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/705 "2018-08-23T05:27:52Z")
I read the jar of marshmallow fluff and realized I inadvertently picked up the weed infused ‘Marshmellow fluff’. It harshed on my vienna sausage craving. Oh, well, tomorrow is\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/706 "2018-08-23T15:45:10Z")
Friday. When I was eating my leftover Chinese food for lunch… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/707 "2018-08-23T18:13:11Z")
I finally figured out why the Great Leap Forward was such a bad idea. I never met Mao Zedong, but I’ve always \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/708 "2018-08-24T05:11:29Z")
… wanted to ask him about some of the more absurd sayings in his Little Red Book. He would most likely tell me … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/709 "2018-08-24T05:34:36Z")
Check with Buddha, he has some boss sayings. The last time I worshipped it was\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/710 "2018-08-24T08:51:51Z")
… at the throne of the Porcelain God. I don’t remember a lot of that night, but I do remember … ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/711 "2018-08-24T14:40:29Z")
… talking with the giant caterpillar smoking a hookah. He asked me a riddle, which was … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/712 "2018-08-24T15:17:21Z")
Unanswerable. But I laughed and went\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/713 "2018-08-24T19:40:16Z")
to Marrakesh in my mind. It was several days before I could catch a return flight, but \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/714 "2018-08-24T21:49:39Z")
…I had some 'shrooms with me. I was able to pass the time by… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/715 "2018-08-24T22:53:49Z")
Holding my 20 acorns tied in sack. While honeymooning down by the Seine\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/716 "2018-08-25T00:00:55Z")
our boat tipped over. We weren’t very surprised because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/717 "2018-08-25T04:48:56Z")
… we had a feeling that dancing the Twist in the boat would not turn out well. But the water wasn’t deep, and we laughed and … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/718 "2018-08-25T05:50:12Z")
Danced the Twist again like we did last summer. Chubby Checker got out the\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/719 "2018-08-26T23:46:07Z")
AK-47, got it locked and loaded, then promptly… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/720 "2018-08-26T23:50:12Z")
Cleared the room. He felt bad and subsequently \_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/721 "2018-08-26T23:50:45Z")
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