# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/722 "2018-08-27T04:36:02Z")
… prefer holding teddy bears to holding guns. How many teddy bears does it take … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/723 "2018-08-27T05:48:05Z")
… to realize that they are not really talking to you? My analyst said of my collection of 300 troll dolls… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/724 "2018-08-27T08:27:36Z")
Were providing me with comfort and friendship. I promptly decided\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/725 "2018-08-27T14:30:23Z")
… to find a new analyst. I gathered the troll dolls together and … ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/726 "2018-08-27T21:20:23Z")
… arranged them nicely on a shelf. Later, I’ll use them to … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/727 "2018-08-27T23:13:58Z")
help me decide on a new therapist. In the meantime though, I enjoy… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/728 "2018-08-28T06:42:28Z")
… Christmas in August. “Deck the halls with …” ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/729 "2018-08-28T06:45:53Z")
…bowels and gory. Fa la la la la… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/730 "2018-08-28T07:13:43Z")
Sha na na na. Ob la di, ob la da… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/731 "2018-08-29T00:06:03Z")
…life goes on, without me. I ain’t got… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/732 "2018-08-29T00:08:08Z")
…no esteem. No regard either. When is… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/733 "2018-08-29T02:20:35Z")
This is this thread gonna end? If I had a real life I would\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/734 "2018-08-29T03:20:38Z")
…pretend I was a bald-headed middle-aged man with really bad eyesight. My favorite chicken, Butterbean, outsmarted… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/735 "2018-08-29T06:01:13Z")
The rooster and jumped the fence to go visit a nice Rhode Island red down the street. Eggs will never\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/736 "2018-09-02T03:33:02Z")
…out run the sperm. To enjoy the woman a little longer, the leftover sperm… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/737 "2018-09-02T06:10:17Z")
Held his breath. No baby was harmed while\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/738 "2018-09-03T18:26:08Z")
… composing the post directly above this one. The post following this one, however, … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/739 "2018-09-10T17:27:55Z")
will clear the decks. I think I will sunbathe on my\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/740 "2018-09-10T21:27:03Z")
…yacht. In Monaco… ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/741 "2018-09-10T21:33:27Z")
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