# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/742 "2018-09-10T22:47:39Z")
… my VIP pass, so I didn’t get to hobnob with any celebrities. However, the night turned out pretty well, because … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/743 "2018-09-11T03:34:13Z")
I found a chicken, whom I will name Cackles. Yes, I will. Colonel Sanders called to say\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/744 "2018-09-11T03:48:14Z")
"I must have your precious Cackles! He is the chosen one foretold… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/745 "2018-09-11T04:08:29Z")
by that weird Jedi prophecy that no one’s ever heard of." I don’t know about you, but I usually ignore what Col. Sanders tells me because, frankly, \_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/746 "2018-09-11T04:35:02Z")
… he’s now dead, so if I hear him, he’s only a voice in my head, and I ignore those. On the other hand, when Ronald McDonald tells me … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/747 "2018-09-11T04:37:21Z")
…to murder my family, I listen. He’s only asked me do that… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/748 "2018-09-11T06:48:28Z")
The one time. It was a Tuesday in the deep winter of January. A cold, cold time to be In cold blood. My blood type tells the doctor\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/749 "2018-09-11T17:34:35Z")
that i am a Romulan. Speaking of things that are green… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/750 "2018-09-11T20:27:00Z")
… that was the color of somebody behind me on the roller coaster some years ago. Thankfully, the ride ended before … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/751 "2018-09-12T21:20:45Z")
She had a chance to tell her life story. I don’t go on carnival rides anymore, after\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/752 "2018-09-12T23:06:32Z")
… suffering through the Merry-Go-Round incident of 2005. What a mess; there were … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/753 "2018-09-12T23:21:25Z")
…flaming toddlers running everywhere. The smell was… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/754 "2018-09-12T23:21:43Z")
painted horses strewn through the air. Meanwhile, the calliope played… ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/755 "2018-09-13T02:42:47Z")
… “If I Should Fall from Grace with God,” which didn’t seem appropriate for a children’s party. However, things got _really_ inappropriate when the party clown … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/756 "2018-09-13T02:50:28Z")
Dropped his nose in the pudding. ( You thought I was gonna say pants, you did, didn’t you?) It was fished out with great\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/757 "2018-09-13T03:33:20Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > …flaming toddlers running everywhere. > [@Patx2](#): > > painted horses strewn through the air. You folks should be in the Rhyming Couplets game thread–nicely done! > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Dropped his nose in the pudding. ( You thought I was gonna say pants, you did, didn’t you?) > > It was fished out with great\_\_\_\_\_. trepidation, because it was not a fake clown nose. The doctor said that … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/758 "2018-09-17T05:15:31Z")
…she’d never seen a transplant from a proboscis monkey before. The clown said his new nose came in handy …… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/759 "2018-09-17T05:41:54Z")
… when he did his Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden impressions. The impressions were big hits with today’s oldsters, but the younger audience … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/760 "2018-09-17T06:08:53Z")
Begged for the end of the show. The cake was\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/761 "2018-09-17T06:31:16Z")
… decorated with an American Express card, in honor of Karl Malden. It was a festive and pleasant evening until … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=39)