# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/762 "2018-09-17T23:31:32Z")
it turned dark and thunder began to rumble in the distance. The doctor, needing a ride home, hopped in… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/763 "2018-09-17T23:45:23Z")
…an Uber, driven by a handsome man named Thor. The hospital’s ER was swamped, because… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/764 "2018-09-18T07:18:21Z")
… of the Merry-Go-Round Incident. Between flaming toddlers, painted horses, unattached noses, and clowns doing imitations, one of the doctors got so confused that … ---
**Author:** ![Felagi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/91b2a8/32.png) [@Felagi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felagi)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/765 "2018-09-18T16:40:28Z")
…that he had to treat himself for acute depression. When he felt good again, the bomb… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/766 "2018-09-18T17:24:30Z")
… that was in his mailbox exploded. Apparently a disgruntled patient … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/767 "2018-09-18T23:30:42Z")
angry because he failed out of clown college planted it. My uncle, a retired clown, turned farmer enjoys planting… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/768 "2018-09-19T02:57:29Z")
… his butt in his La-Z-Boy at the end of the day. He will crack a cold one, turn on the TV, and watch … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/769 "2018-09-19T04:15:01Z")
Green Acres is the place for me! His favorite character not Ms.Gabor, but\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/770 "2018-09-19T05:52:33Z")
… Arnold the pig. Heck, many viewers of “Green Acres” found Arnold to be … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/771 "2018-09-19T05:55:12Z")
…delicious. However, Cousin It… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/772 "2018-09-19T19:52:28Z")
… kept talking to the wrong end of the pig. **snfaulkner** figures into everybody’s Doper name because … ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/773 "2018-09-20T09:10:07Z")
… reasons. The rest of us … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/774 "2018-09-24T01:51:00Z")
…reason very little, actually. Come to think of it, my reasoning is poor because… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/775 "2018-09-24T02:00:13Z")
…of drugs. Lots and lots… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/776 "2018-09-24T07:35:42Z")
… of drugs. Of course, they’re not the kind that … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/777 "2018-09-24T23:02:57Z")
make me hallucinate. Last night in my dream… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/778 "2018-09-25T03:14:10Z")
Uma Thurman insisted on reciting the “To be or not to be” soliloquy from _Hamlet_ to me backwards; she was riding a unicyle in the nude while juggling tiny little Richard Simmons dolls. I was going to ask my shrink what it all meant, but… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/779 "2018-09-25T04:42:29Z")
… I honestly want to the same dream again! Only this time, I’d like Uma to recite … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/780 "2018-09-25T04:44:04Z")
…the Magna Carta in… ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/781 "2018-09-25T04:57:19Z")
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