# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/61 "2018-07-04T08:02:38Z")
… Friar Tuck got into the wine–again. Robin solved the problem by … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/62 "2018-07-04T08:22:30Z")
putting the Friar in AA. Maid Marion was very\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/63 "2018-07-04T09:17:51Z")
… unfair, by always taking Robin’s side. The Sheriff pointed a dagger at Marion and threatened… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/64 "2018-07-04T09:42:31Z")
… to cut her hair. Maid Marian responded by saying … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/65 "2018-07-04T14:24:59Z")
“You’re not my stylist, darling, and I have no respect for your technique, so back off!” Visits to Sherwood Forest inevitably \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/66 "2018-07-04T16:25:50Z")
end in drunkenness, theft, fighting, or fleeing from the Sheriff of Nottingham. Why anyone ever visits Sherwood Forest \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/67 "2018-07-04T21:12:57Z")
…when they can just watch Kevin Costner in Robin Hood over and over is beyond me. A journey to the beyond… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/68 "2018-07-04T21:20:18Z")
sounds like too much work. A journey to the buffet… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/69 "2018-07-04T23:14:57Z")
… would be nice, since I don’t feel like cooking tonight. When hiking in the woods, it is important to … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/70 "2018-07-05T00:10:18Z")
avoid taunting bears; they _really_ don’t like that. Taunting bears will almost certainly get you \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/71 "2018-07-05T00:19:45Z")
…the secret green gem you need to cross through the portal on level 7. Level 7 is a bitch because… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/72 "2018-07-05T00:22:06Z")
there are bears taunting you at every turn. If you accidentally drop the green gem… ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/73 "2018-07-05T01:21:04Z")
… put the game on pause while your gem insurance claim is processed in the next three to eight weeks. In the mean time you can amuse yourself with a ball and stick by… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/74 "2018-07-05T01:48:47Z")
Playing the game fairly. After I get a homerun\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/75 "2018-07-05T02:00:02Z")
…I am arrested for lewd acts. An inside the park homerun is slang for… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/76 "2018-07-05T04:25:54Z")
… something you’d never say in front of Grandmother. Potato chips are a great snack, but … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/77 "2018-07-05T04:28:03Z")
too salty. The salty old sailor\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/78 "2018-07-05T11:46:29Z")
walked up to an old mate at the bar and said, “Long time no sea.” The last time I shipped out \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/79 "2018-07-05T11:56:01Z")
…I got thrown in the brig for lewd acts. I wish I was in the land of cotton… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/80 "2018-07-05T12:13:37Z")
because the lands of rayon and polyester are no longer in fashion. For Independence Day, I shot off a… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=5)