# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/802 "2018-09-29T06:14:35Z")
… lost my rubber ducky in all the soap suds. I eventually found it when … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/803 "2018-09-29T22:20:42Z")
the warden came and drained the tub. As he did so, he exclaimed, "… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/804 "2018-10-01T07:06:57Z")
… Honestly, some people. Why can’t you be like the others, and …" ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/805 "2018-10-01T14:06:13Z")
drain your own tub for a change?" As he handed me a towel I off-handedly replied, "… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/806 "2018-10-02T04:05:19Z")
… Hey, look, there’s my ducky _and_ my toy boat!" He did a facepalm, and … ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/807 "2018-10-02T04:23:24Z")
…knocked himself out. While out cold, I helped myself to… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/808 "2018-10-02T04:25:08Z")
The keys, and flew the coop. I am on the road again\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/809 "2018-10-02T14:15:47Z")
, doing my best to avoid both the local cops and defrocked Latvian nuns with unshaved armpits, as I make my way more or less inevitably towards… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/810 "2018-10-02T19:24:15Z")
defrocked cops with unshaved armpits and local Latvian nuns. I’m not much for law or religion, but ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/811 "2018-10-02T23:38:59Z")
… I think my experiences might make a good country song. All I need now is … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/812 "2018-10-03T02:02:47Z")
A pickup truck and a good dog. I took the dog to defense training and\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/813 "2018-10-03T08:01:09Z")
… he tried to eat my pickup truck. On the other hand, my cat … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/814 "2018-10-03T13:18:33Z")
in the hat came back. And Kermit the Frog ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/815 "2018-10-03T16:02:32Z")
told me that, if I came to a fork in the road, I should take it. Fozzie Bear, on the other hand, … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/816 "2018-10-03T22:50:59Z")
prefers the road less taken and it has made all the difference. Speaking of different… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/817 "2018-10-04T06:08:52Z")
… roads, I really wish our were maintained. The other day, my car his a pothole, and … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/818 "2018-10-04T13:07:45Z")
the trunk popped open, revealing my “secret stash.” The cops behind me… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/819 "2018-10-04T13:27:18Z")
pulled me over and asked if I had a permit to sell used Pet Rocks. I told them… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/820 "2018-10-04T13:42:10Z")
those aren’t pets, I use them in my research. The cops let me off… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/821 "2018-10-04T15:47:04Z")
with a warning to have them spayed or neutered unless I want pebbles. Bam Bam told me that Fred and Barney… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=42)