# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/822 "2018-10-05T03:10:35Z")
had gone to Fire Island together and weren’t expected back for another week. I was a little incredulous at this, and replied, "… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/823 "2018-10-05T03:19:45Z")
The lazy oafs. I need a vacay. So I called the travel agent and\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/824 "2018-10-05T12:34:41Z")
booked the first available flight to Ulaan Baataar. I’ve always longed to travel there because… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/825 "2018-10-05T19:23:55Z")
I heard the competitive nude crocheting there is _awesome_. My preflight CIA briefer told me I had been misinformed, though, so I… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/826 "2018-10-07T01:44:29Z")
stabbed him in his lying throat with a crochet hook and continued working on my tea cozy. It’s kind of chilly in here so, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/827 "2018-10-07T03:00:21Z")
I think I will make earmuffs instead. I ran outta yarn and had to\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/828 "2018-10-07T03:40:35Z")
quickly pick up another talent. I was thought I’d be good at figure skating, so… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/829 "2018-10-07T04:26:14Z")
of course I consulted with Tonya Harding, but after I guess I annoyed her and she threatened to have me kneecapped, I decided to… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/830 "2018-10-07T04:40:58Z")
… talk to a few (ahem) “business associates” about what to do if she tried. They assured me that … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/831 "2018-10-07T05:19:04Z")
I could move into a witness protection program. So now I am living\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/832 "2018-10-07T05:55:52Z")
… in Watertown, New York. And what the heck … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/833 "2018-10-07T06:37:49Z")
I just told my locale. Now I’ll have to move again. I’ll call the \_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/834 "2018-10-07T19:02:07Z")
_National Enquirer_ and tell them I have a bimbo story about the President - maybe they’ll pay me off, too? Then again, … ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/835 "2018-10-08T02:02:33Z")
my story will be believed by the masses and I’ll make millions anyway. i’m writing a historical fiction novel… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/836 "2018-10-08T02:43:29Z")
… involving pirates, damsels in distress, and just for fun, a dancing bear. I think I’ll call it … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/837 "2018-10-08T02:47:38Z")
in. Who am I kidding? I ain’t writing no stinkin’\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/838 "2018-10-08T03:46:20Z")
love letter to my own ego! Too much self love results in… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/839 "2018-10-08T18:20:04Z")
blindness and hairy palms, or so the nuns kept telling me. The next time I see a nun, so help me, I’ll… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/840 "2018-10-09T05:05:11Z")
… call the zoo and tell them that a penguin has escaped. But I’m more likely to just … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/841 "2018-10-09T05:54:54Z")
Go rent ‘Sister Act’. ( do people still rent movies?) I’ll feel guilty and go to church to confess\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=43)