# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Catsie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Catsie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catsie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/842 "2018-10-09T20:20:31Z")
. . . that I put something in the thing. And on the way out I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/843 "2018-10-09T22:14:57Z")
Gave alms to the poor. I felt so good I\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/844 "2018-10-10T04:54:13Z")
went out and ate two dozen pancakes and three sides of bacon. After that, my tummy hurt so much… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/845 "2018-10-10T06:31:05Z")
… I barfed into a dumpster. At which point, I promptly caught hell from … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/846 "2018-10-10T14:29:12Z")
the Dumpster Police, who were standing _right there_ to write me a ticket. The fine was for $5 million, which, I have to say, seemed a bit… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/847 "2018-10-11T05:30:17Z")
…redonkodiculous but I didn’t tell them that I had that much cash on me. I asked the Dumpster Police, “Let me see your badges.” One of them said… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/848 "2018-10-11T06:09:40Z")
“Sure thing, I have it riiiight… HERE!” and the he tazed… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/849 "2018-10-11T06:18:02Z")
The dumpster dwarf. As that was politically inappropriate the cop was sent to training for\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/850 "2018-10-11T06:20:48Z")
Proper use of his taser. When tazing a dwarf, always be sure to… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/851 "2018-10-11T17:32:24Z")
make sure no one’s recording it on their cellphone. The strangest thing I ever did with my cellphone was… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/852 "2018-10-11T22:37:46Z")
…take selfies with the smouldering dwarf corpse. The smell… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/853 "2018-10-12T00:00:08Z")
…reminds me of better days. I always take… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/854 "2018-10-12T04:25:27Z")
Air freshener, deodorant and perfume. I like smelling\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/855 "2018-10-12T16:41:02Z")
people in the elevator. That got creepy in a hurry so I… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/856 "2018-10-12T19:00:28Z")
turned to collecting clown pornography instead. After my mom expressed her strong disapproval, with some reluctance I began… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/857 "2018-10-13T17:39:02Z")
to read Stephen King’s _IT_. I felt both penny wise and ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/858 "2018-10-14T04:25:29Z")
economically wise. Ben Franklin once said… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/859 "2018-10-14T04:50:44Z")
Early to bed…ah nevermind. When I saw Irene I shouted ‘goodnight’ and… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/860 "2018-10-15T21:04:48Z")
… got the hell out of there. Because, as we all know … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/861 "2018-10-16T13:32:12Z")
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