# Finish my sentence, and start a new one! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/862 "2018-10-16T15:29:53Z")
, unless they’ve got a night light. Speaking of which, when I was last in Harare with the Latvian Kiwanis, I… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/863 "2018-10-17T05:18:34Z")
got into a fist fight after I mocked a couple of Shriners and their stupid little hats. The Freemasons may be a world spanning shadow government bent of domination but, … ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/864 "2018-10-17T05:33:29Z")
… it’s hard to take them seriously when they wear those little aprons. If you want a serious organization that is bent on world domination, then I’d suggest … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/865 "2018-10-17T05:42:52Z")
The Brownies. I don’t like those cookies because\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/866 "2018-10-17T05:47:19Z")
they told me they were “fun” cookies and I was dumb enough to believe them. I gave a few to my dog… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/867 "2018-10-17T06:47:22Z")
… who declined them, because he found cow dung much more interesting. But then, my dog … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/868 "2018-10-17T16:09:47Z")
is a big fan of Dug: [Dug's Special Mission (2009) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaHkrkH7yM) There are at least 20 dogs in my neighborhood, but none of them… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/869 "2018-10-17T20:07:52Z")
Are brown. Hmmm? My dog has\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/870 "2018-10-17T23:48:25Z")
attitude. I’ll bet your cat… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/871 "2018-10-18T03:57:29Z")
is much cuter than a typical naked mole rat. Which reminds me, when I saw my Uncle Pete the other day, he… ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/872 "2018-10-18T04:16:09Z")
said how pretty I was. As I turned and ran… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/873 "2018-10-18T05:17:37Z")
I tripped on the naked mole rat. I lay on the floor\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/874 "2018-10-18T14:16:09Z")
, wondering where the damn naked mole rat had come from, before Uncle Pete helped me up. He chuckled and said, "… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/875 "2018-10-19T07:39:29Z")
Gotcha! I broke free and\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/876 "2018-10-19T17:54:36Z")
ran screaming all the way back to Blawnox. When I got there, I learned… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/877 "2018-10-20T02:56:44Z")
the reason why Uncle Pete was never invited to Thanksgiving dinner. Thanksgiving dinner is a pain in the ass because… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/878 "2018-10-20T03:15:12Z")
Someone has to kill the beast. Not fun. When it’s my turn I\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/879 "2018-10-20T06:18:13Z")
… go to the supermarket when everybody else’s back is turned. At the supermarket, I … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/880 "2018-10-21T03:27:19Z")
pay whatever it takes to buy eight gallons of pureed tuna, which I mold into… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/881 "2018-10-21T08:31:12Z")
… a replica of Michelangelo’s “David.” I could mold it into a turkey shape, I suppose, but … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050.md?page=45)