# Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 30, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050 "2018-06-30T16:06:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/882 "2018-10-21T08:37:27Z")

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Who wants to eat turkey shaped tuna, really?

Forget turkey let’s kill a\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/883 "2018-10-21T10:05:28Z")

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… few hours talking about weird things that happened at Thanksgiving.

Like the one time that Uncle Jake …

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/884 "2018-10-22T15:24:25Z")

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and Uncle Pete got to talking about their time together in the Navy, and the kinky sex they had while on shore leave in…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/885 "2018-10-22T19:50:35Z")

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Brokeback Mountain. They picked up two guys and…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/886 "2018-10-22T20:59:11Z")

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And a stud ( horse).

Then they went back to their lives at\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/887 "2018-10-23T13:48:22Z")

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the OK Corral, which had kind of gone downhill and by that time was the Kind of OK Corral, where they played pinochle and dreamt of…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/888 "2018-10-23T20:08:27Z")

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winning the $1.6 billion dollar Powerball Lottery. They formed a pool and…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/889 "2018-10-24T06:05:42Z")

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… the person in charge of buying the tickets got confused.

So instead, they had raffle tickets for …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/890 "2018-10-24T06:09:18Z")

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A quilt. A nice quilt, but still.  
It wasn’t big enough for\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/891 "2018-10-25T05:47:48Z")

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…for the coffin. Yet the body looked resplendent with…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/892 "2018-10-25T06:04:07Z")

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…a splintered table leg hammered into the heart.

That was the last time…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/893 "2018-10-25T06:39:21Z")

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I went trick or treating with my nephews.

They were dressed as\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/894 "2018-10-25T06:41:47Z")

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…the blob.

Or maybe they just so far that…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/895 "2018-10-25T06:55:10Z")

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… nobody really understood what they were.

So I loaded on up Hallowe’en candy, and …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/896 "2018-10-25T07:42:24Z")

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Called my dentist.  
Shockingly he wanted to \_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/897 "2018-10-26T00:06:43Z")

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know the way to San Jose.

I told him I was t sure if it Southwest or…

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/898 "2018-10-26T05:04:11Z")

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…not Southwest (lame, I know). But it had been such a long long time  
since i’d been there I was shocked, upon arriving to see, center of town, …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/899 "2018-10-26T05:18:13Z")

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There was a huge plane.  
Emergency landing because \_\_\_\_\_\_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/900 "2018-10-26T08:35:44Z")

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… the inflight movie was “Airport,” and the passengers panicked over a guy with a briefcase.

But all his briefcase contained was …

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/finish-my-sentence-and-start-a-new-one/817050/901 "2018-10-27T06:01:03Z")

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An old tuna sammich.  
It smelled so bad\_\_\_\_\_\_.

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